“Eric Stratton, rush chairman. Damn glad to meet you!”
Does anyone know when the new Peter Gabriel album is coming out? Email me if you do.
uhh…
Sorry I can’t think of anything to say.
Think Pink-It’s not just a color, it’s an attitude!
-my best friend
What can I say about this elixir? Try it on steaks, cleans nylons, small crafts warning! It’s great for the home, the office, on fruits!!!
[list][list][list][list][list]Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
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“What mighty contests rise from trivial things.”
–Alexander Pope
I used to date a midget. I was nuts over that girl.- John Fox
“The principle of the identity of the indiscernibles is really based on the presupposition, that if a certain distinction is not found in the concept of a thing in general, it is also not to be found in the things themselves, and consequently that all things which are not distinguishable from one another in their concepts (in quality or quantity) are completely identical (numero eadem).” -Immanuel Kant.
“Shut up, Immanuel!” -Someone Else
“Thump!” -Critique of Pure Reason as it hits the wall

“The bastards have landed.”
[list]-Bad Taste
“No hunt, beware, open and closed, no credit.”
- Ernest T. Bass
In God we trust, all others pay cash.
“I would like a powerful mind altering substance, preferably something which will make my unborn children grow gills.”
Partygirl.
All we are saying, is give peace a chance.
John Lennon
War is over (if you want it)
John and Yoko
“So, what’s a girl like you doing at McDonald’s?” - some creepy guy in line in front of me: unkempt, twice my age, and with icy blue eyes.
“Why should I care? It’s her immortal soul” - my godmother
“You know, that’s going to be on your permanent record.”
-every teacher I ever had
Ricky, can I be in the show?
“Aaron Sorkin is my new God.”
“Aaron Sorkin is your new God?”
“Aaron Sorkin is my new God.” - my old e-mail Sig