Enough of this - I wanna hear about glow-in-the-dark crucifixes with Elvis on 'em, with the ends rounded for use as anal dildos. Stuff like that. 
Don’t be stupid.
You use blessed candles for that.
Yeah - but getting 'em blessed by Elvis is the hard part.
For some reason, I heard this in my head as though it was Tom Cruise and Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men..
I have this image of some somber, old professor, out at a dig site, unearthing a fossilized trilobite with a fake arrow-through-the-head thing on.
I was at a bar in rural Saskatchewan that had two toilets in one bathroom stall. The line was so long that both were being used.
Also later that night a guy was flirting with me, and asked if I wanted to try on his teeth… He was in his early 20’s.
You want the crucifix that has no Jesus, glows in the dark, is shaped like a Star of David, and is grape flavored? You can’t handle the crucifix that has no Jesus, glows in the dark, is shaped like a Star of David, and is grape flavored!
I was in a bar in Nebraska that had a single toilet and sink. There were lines to pee in both.
I’m gonna take it that you didn’t wash your hands immediately after, but rather only after you left the bar – and for a llllllllllllllloooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggg time, too.
Can the court reporter read back the transcript of the exchange, please.
I had two sets of plastic glow-in-the-dark rosary beads when I was a kid.
Waiting for a train once in Paris.
Homeless guy standing in the middle of the train station, sticking his deformed hand down his ass, scraping around, lifting his hand back out, looking at it, then licking it.
Again and again. For twenty minutes. Front and back.
Perhaps you can find something here. No Elvis, but there is a Baby Jesus butt plug, among other choice items:
This doesn’t even come close to some of the things posted here, but it was pretty jaw-dropping as it drove by…
A decrepit old pickup truck with a huge pair of antlers attached to the hood by what looked like an entire roll of duct tape. Of course, maybe the duct tape was just holding the front of the car together.
Uh… Post 207. I printed out the rest on bubble wrap. Hey, my family needs clothes and smokes.
Dunno if this is trashy or just unhygienic/ignorant, but…
Driving through a kind of slummy section of Manila, I see a man letting his infant urinate in the street. That wasn’t the bad part - for all I know he may not have had indoor plumbing, or couldn’t afford diapers or something. No, the bad part was that he had the baby sitting in his outstretched hand, and the urine was running onto his hand, and down his arm to his elbow before dripping onto the street. He looked totally unconcerned. In my memory I see him smoking a cigarette with the other hand, but that may be apocryphal.
What I love about this is that you could have just wrote those first eight words, threw in some ellipses, and said no more, and I would have declared you winner of the thread.
Ah, rural Saskabush. I spent a billion years there one weekend.
Don’t want to offend anyone here. Remember this is my own personal opinion but I’ve always thought that getting a baby’s ears pierced is trashy… and cruel.
I grew up in Mississippi and only saw this done in the rural areas … the mother’s of these babies were usually wearing tube tops, dirty hair and had about 2 teeth.
Walking down the Bund in Shanghai, there’s a lady with her kid in front of me. Kids in China, especially those from rural areas, don’t wear diapers - they just have a hole round the butt. Kiddy needs a crap, so just squats down and coils one out. And the mother stands there watching, doesn’t wipe him, and they walk off, leaving a steaming pile right there in the middle of the fucking Bund.
ETA: IaMoDiNaRy, my ex had her ears pierced about 10 minutes after she was born - by the nuns in the convent hospital. Standard practice in parts of Ireland in the early 70s. They didn’t even consult the mother if she wanted it done.
Wow! Very interesting… Wonder why they did this? and without consulting the mother? I would have been extremely upset if they did that to my child without consulting me first.
I expected to hear varied opinions on this subject. I admit my opinion was formed on the basis of who I saw doing this and the fact that it seems cruel to me.