Come on, Dopers. It’s Melania. She’s giving the speech. And I’m quite sure the campaign coaches they get or whomever mention to look more affectionate to each other. Show the right a happy marriage type of crap. Maybe they actually fell in love! Maybe a m/s pact? Nah. That’s too much. 
Yes, that appears to be an actual, genuine smile on her face. Maybe she’s daring to hope she’ll be a private citizen again soon.
Couldn’t they have found a double who would at least pretend to not mind him holding her hand?
The Dope is sliding down into CT territory.
She’s just recreating how she became his latest trophy wife.
Lol, the Melania body double theory is something I’ve heard about for 2+ years now and it’s one of those things which may be true… i.e., perhaps for security reasons, especially given her travels from NYC to DC, there might be a decoy Melania (I’m reaching deep into my knowledge of Robert Ludlum and Designated Survivor here)… but the idea that there is a ‘fake Melania’ for campaign rallies and public appearances is just bonkers.
Maybe she told Cheeto she’s serving him with divorce papers on 11-4.
A truly sadistic person would wait until 11-4 to tell him.
“Alimony??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Ok Kayleigh and Hope, you need to put my name on your bank accounts right away.”
This isn’t really CT territory. It’s more like gallows humor, i.e., the jokes you make with the guards while they’re escorting you to the gas chamber, and the governor hasn’t phoned yet but your public defender assures you he will call in time.
Well, some posters just have to hold onto the theory of both sides-ism. If that’s not true, their worldview collapses, which cannot be tolerated.
Except, most CTs mean something. Evil doin’s afoot. This CT is, ehh, so what?
This isn’t really CT territory. It’s more like gallows humor, i.e., the jokes you make with the guards while they’re escorting you to the gas chamber, and the governor hasn’t phoned yet but your public defender assures you he will call in time.
That’s what they want you to believe.
Of course he is! And proud of it!
Superspreader? More like tremendousspreader! No president has spread more covid in their first four years!
I don’t know if this was posted before, but it’s worth posting here.
Andy, you crazy scamp! 
I love you.
Maybe a major renegotiation of her prenup?