My theory has long been that Trump will have someone create a false-flag “attack” on the White House that results in its destruction by fire or explosion or both—as a means of covering up his wholesale theft of all items of value in said facility.
If that’s how it goes down, there will be no need of fumigation. There will be nothing to fumigate.
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Trump made his first public appearance today in a while
Unfortunately, it was heavily overcast today, so he clearly couldn’t see his shadow, and I don’t know if we’ll get two more months of Trump.
They’ll need to sweep for COVID bugs, electronic bugs, and bed bugs.
I keep having visceral flashes of the courtyard where Nicolae and Elena Ceaușescu were executed. Not advocating for it, and don’t want to see my country go this way. Just a bit of traumatic memory. Trial and execution of Nicolae and Elena Ceaușescu - Wikipedia
Don’t forget the crabs. Ohhhhh, the crabs…
I have said for several years now that IMO Trump is America’s Ceaușescu.
I think the number one problem will be the inescapable stench of bullshit which must by now have permeated every piece of furniture in the place.
When he stands in front of a mirror, I’m pretty sure he doesn’t see any reflection either.
Rumors afoot of a growing plot to displace him as Party leader. The movie of that revolution is being cast, Romney auditioning for Che, no word on Graham as Evita.
I can hardly wait.
I’m equally sure there is a portrait of him in an attic somewhere that gets prettier by the day. To the extent the word “pretty” can be applied here, which is not at all.
Who am I kidding? Both the portrait and the actual face just get uglier.
Aw, how sad:
That made my evening! <Happy, happy dance! 
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When you’ve lost Karl Freaking Rove:
cues the sad trombone sound
Get yours fast! It might be worth something it it turns out that it should have said “47th”!!
You forget that Loser Donald is incapable of keeping a secret. Not only would he be bragging about how he’s stealing all the valuables, he’d be proud of himself for thinking of it and telling everyone that no other president was smart enough to try it.
“Oh, man. Dammit. I coulda swore I saw him leave.”
If there’s still an Orange Turd lurking in the White House after noon on Jan 20, I’m sure that President Biden and Champ could deal with it even without Secret Service help …
Actually there are two First Dogs-elect, Champ and Major: