The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making Part Deux (Part 1)

Fair enough, but this will be run by loyalists. Probably one of the spawn.

Since when has he ever paid off his debts?

Yeah, the headlines are written that way. But they way I read the story, they sold their house when they moved to Washington DC to take up residence in the Observatory. Now they’re basically couch-surfing while they look for a new home to buy. It’s not like they’re broke pennyless (Pence-less?) and living in a cardboard box under a freeway overpass. The security was an issue too – they’re moving around and keeping a low profile, trying to stay a step ahead of the MAGA lynch mobs.

When he wants to keep the thing the debt is tied to.

Trump Tower NY, Bedminster, and Mar-a-lago will be the last to go (in that order - although maybe flip TTNY and Bedminster).

Subscribers to what? I can’t see Trump putting in the effort to start up a newsletter, or even a blog.

Every day he’ll send emails of short messages less than 280 characters. Like “cofveve”.

What does @Smapti charge…?

Excuse me, I believe you mean “Covfefe.” That utter nonsense you typed makes you look like a fool.

The “loyalists” are only loyal because there is money to be skimmed, stolen, grifted.
If the Trump organization wants to buy a 1$ pencil: Someone will borrow 1500$, take 1000$ out of petty cash, try to declare 5000$ for tax refunds and pay the store 0$.

Don’t forget the 10% off the top for The Big Guy.

There will be a ghostwriter. Every week Trump babbles at the guy for an hour, and the guy turns the mouth noises into text. Cf. this article about how The Art of the Deal was written.

Trump would be happy to jaw at some minion a couple times a week if there’s money in it.

I’m skeptical that the market for this has so high a ceiling, but otherwise it’s not a bad plan from his perspective.

The “house” he was living in prior to moving to DC was the Indiana governor’s mansion. I don’t think the Pences have actually owned their own home for a long time. Essentially, they’ve been living in “public housing”. Of a very upscale sort.

the clintons also had to scramble for a house after 8 years in office. they also had to find a house in a state that would allow hillary to run for senate.

First edition will be out in two weeks.

And here I thought the whole schtick of the 2016 Trump campaign was to bring in outsiders to drain the swamp in DC. No political professionals here, nosiree!

I’ve never even heard of an elected someone living in either DC or the state capital who didn’t have a “real” home to live in elsewhere.

“Mar-A-Lardo”

Florida Residents Furious After Gross Trump Supporters Flood Their State Following Trump

We have a number of talented writers here who can mimic DumpsterFire’s ?style?.

  1. Publish our own newsletter/blog/scrapbook with news and timely tips for MAGAbots and Q followers. Where and when to gather, what to wear and links to “official” merchandise. Important dates for protests/demonstrations/rapture. For a modest subscription of course. All proceeds after a small handling fee will go to the StealYourMoney campaign.

  2. Redirect various Republican sites to ours and provide other links to our site with catchy names like princessbarbie. com and therealsteal. com.

  3. Profit

I’d support this, as long as the “timely tips” included advice such as ‘The God-Emperor wants you to take a long walk off a short pier–don’t disappoint him!’

But you’d need to hire good lawyers, because any remaining Trump enablers, sniffing potential short term gains, would sue to take over the operation. That way they wouldn’t have to start their own. Of course the content would be about the same, pre- and post.



But seriously, folks: Trump isn’t going to make $$$$$$ off a newsletter. For one thing, he’d have trouble finding a way to get it online, given how likely it is that he’d be offering barely-veiled exhortations to violence. What platform would permit that?

And I would bet that after Nothing happens on March 4—the last, best hope of his remaining True Believers—his fandom will shrink faster than a brain riddled with dementia.

One of Individual 1’s impeachment lawyers is so racist, he even got called out by the South Carolina Supreme Court for his racist removal of black potential jurors.

BTW, four of the five impeachment lawyers are from South Carolina. I wonder if they were recommended by Lindsey Graham.