I can see him claiming to be better than Jesus, but better than Lennon? That goes too far. Heresy! Blasphemy!
Actually he said he was higher than Jesus.
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Wait are people saying doctors don’t dress like that?
So, when I was in hospital, and a man walked in wearing holy robes and with bright lights emanating from his hands and visage, I shouldn’t have told him I was constipated?
Did he help you? What did he do? Asking for a friend.
He lay his hand on…you know, I’m not comfortable talking about it
Ex-Leper: Okay, sir, my final offer: half a shekel for an old ex-leper?
Brian: Did you say “ex-leper”?
E-L: That’s right, sir, 16 years behind a veil and proud of it, sir.
B: Well, what happened?
E-L: Oh, cured, sir.
B: Cured?
E-L: Yes sir, bloody miracle, sir. Bless you!
B: Who cured you?
E-L: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I’m a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood’s gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! “You’re cured, mate.” Bloody do-gooder.
Brian gives him a coin.
E-L: Half a dinare for me bloody life story?
B: There’s no pleasing some people.
E-L: That’s just what Jesus said, sir!
If it was Trump I think the answer here is…
your wallet?
I would be embarrassed too especially if after all of that monetary loss I didn’t get better.
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Well, you know that whole water into wine thing is contra-indicated by modern medical guidelines
In an unrelated side show the ending of David Squires’ weekly football cartoon in the Guardian is epic today:
Some people are born to be pictured as the quintessence of jinxing bad omens. When you’re on a run everything falls to pieces. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving bag of shit.
Um…please 'splain to me the relevance of this post to well, anything. Thank you.
He actually said they were bigger than Rod, and a slightly deaf reporter heard it as God. And he was right, as Rod Stewart would not be big for several years.
Let me explain… no, it’s too much, let me sum up.
Arsenal FC is famous for bottling championships it should by rights win, Arsenal is close to winning the Premier League, the cartoonist suggests that Vance will visit them, jinxing them and resulting on Arsenal once again bottling.
Oh, uh…okay. What sport would this be?
It’s not a sport, is far more important than that, it’s Football (soccer).
The Premier League is the top English football league.
Disagree. I don’t think his “awareness of right and wrong” has changed; I think he has realized that people don’t care. He never “edited” because he knew something was wrong - he did it because the public would act negatively. He now knows that there is nothing that can touch him.
Jesus Christ is WEAK on crime and terrible for Foreign Policy. Not many people know this, but that crazy bastard goes around forgiving everybody, including murderers, drug dealers, and killers, instead of kicking ass and destroying entire civilizations. He was never even elected to any office, unlike me, who won in a LANDSLIDE. He’s probably an Obama Sympathizer!
I have just learned that Jesus Christ was actually arrested at one point. Are we supposed to trust some ex-con who clearly has no respect for our great law enforcement officers?
Arrested and convicted
Arrested, convicted, and executed. And even that didn’t stop him!
Don’t forget he spent weeks tripping his balls out in the desert and talking to Satan. You can’t trust a guy like that. I don’t know Satan. Never met him before.