The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

I saw a meme today: “Another distraction, for the Epsteinth time”

Maybe 'cuz of this:

I’m not buying the conspiracy hypothesis, I am buying the administration’s ability to exploit any situation to frighten their core group into lockstep (must have a ballroom now for …reasons); now with added paranoia. Trump (and followers) persecuted by the the evil left/press/Soros???. Ooohhh the victimhood!

Makes a great Epstein distraction.

Wait, wait.

I’ll concede that there’s small chance that someone in the Trump administration might be behind the assassination attempt. There is, however, no way in hell that they’d tell Karoline Leavitt.

It is the one thing I’ll credit them with mild competence in - seizing any opportunity that presents itself and (attempting at least) to exploit it for their own gain. This is not a group to sit around dithering - when a potential opportunity raises its head they strike and worry about the consequences… well probably never, but certainly afterwards.

Orangeman on ballrooms, ““They’ve wanted a ballroom at the White House for more than 150 years. There’s never been a president that was good at ballrooms.”

Made up but probably true - " I’ve had many Presidents tell me how much they needed a massive ballroom."

“President Lincoln would be alive today if the play was performed in the White House ballroom.”

LBJ said that to everyone Donny.

I laughed.

Seriously, there’s that famous recording of LBJ talking about needing room for his “bunghole”.

He called his penis Jumbo.

And even he didn’t try to build this stupid addition to the White House.

That’s because LBJ had a better tailor than Trump does.

So Donald Trump posted to say that the shooting is a reason why his ballroom needs to be built, “This event would never have happened with the Militarily Top Secret Ballroom currently under construction at the White House.” How top secret can it be when it’s this enormous thing right next to the White House?

The, formerly, top secret part is deep underground.

I guarantee that he will give everyone tours of the top secret facility.

Putin and Xi have already been invited to the first movie night.

Yep it was reported that he had a shotgun. When he squirted through security he certainly wasn’t holding a shotgun.

Just more fear for everyone.

Well, she is at a stage of pregnancy at which a panicked run or fall could result in miscarriage. Which might make her angry enough to spill a LOT of very inconvenient beans, in revenge for not having been warned in advance about the planned WHCA-Dinner ‘entertainment.’

@crowmanyclouds PY Loverboy isn’t invited? That’s scandalous!

That’s for the first date night in the Top Secret bunker.

“People have got to know whether or not their president is a rapist.”

Photo of Cheryl Hines running behind RFK during the evac:

“Cut through the kitchen, Bobby!”

World Leaders condemn political violence

The key here is they condemn the political violence in the United States. So we are now just like any other banana republic or (as a friend’s wife referred to her home country) twelfth world country.

From the article linked:

Feel free to read the quotes in the article. I don’t want to quote the whole thing.

@Smapti Did you notice he denied being a rapist and a pediphile; however, he did not deny being a traitor. Baby steps (to along with his baby fingers).

@Happy_Lendervedder Who did the “evacuation run” better, Killer Kennedy or George Costanza?