The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

Damn! I never get called for Jury Duty!

Typical. Political violence is fine as long as it’s aimed at the common people - such as Trump is doing to Americans - but aimed at a leader? One of the demigods who rule over the subhuman rabble? Unacceptable.

Especially absurd given that Trump has more than once demonstrated that he has no scruples about ordering attacks at leaders. Trump would be happy to kill any of them if it profited him somehow.

A hit dog’ll holler.

The felon’s finally lost his sole remaining cracker.

I swear I heard SNL’s Church Ladies’ voices when I read that.

Squirrel! I mean, look, it’s another thing the felon wants you distracted from.

There you have it, folks. The state of decorative fountains is a national emergency.