We are living in a time where Poe’s law reigns supreme.
QED
What a sloppy piece of shit. One thing that’s a sure-fire indicator of assholery is the improper capitalization of “country”. For some reason only MAGAssholes do this.
I thought you all were exaggerating that motion. How bad could it be?
Hoo boy! I thought Lionel Hutz was just a character. And dead.
Some reason? We all know the reason.
I wonder what Kegbreath thinks of all the “beardos” in the Cabinet?
Cuz they capitalize nouns in the original German?
Today in diplomacy by hallucination;
President Donald Trump said Iran has told him it’s in a “state of collapse” and wants the U.S. to open the Strait of Hormuz “as soon as possible” while they try to “figure out their leadership situation.”
He did not elaborate as to how that message was communicated or who exactly said it.
No word on whether they had tears in their eyes and called him “sir” as they were telling him this.
Somebody commented the other day his nibs is doing the Germans one better by starting to capitalize adjectives now. If he goes all-caps all the time will the MAGAts finally realize he’s an old man yelling at clouds?
I found this: f5026f84-4df5-4fd9-a6d1-08576890ad57.pdf
Many thanks!
Apropos of nothing much, I’d guess that there’s no love lost between Hegseth and noted weirdy-beardy J.D. Vance.
(Both aspire to be Daddy’s Favorite, of course.)
AIUI nobody likes Ted Cruz.
Including Ted Cruz.
And all their efforts were for naught!
Well, alrighty then. Who can argue with that?
James Comey has been indicted…again. And if you thought the last one was stupid:
He’s indicted for posting that picture of seashells that spelled out “86 47”. That old adage about indicting a ham sandwich may literally be true.
I look forward to seeing how quickly this gets laughed out of court.
Not only was it authentic Trump-style gibberish…
Real or Onion? This is a tough one.
Kid Rock addresses The Pentagon.
It’s real.
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Much too much time has passed since I posted these two gems:
Here’s the thing you have to understand about Ted Cruz: I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.
– Former Senator Al Franken
If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you.
–Senator Lindsey Graham
Man. Good stuff.
Top secret OR stupid?
The subject of Rock’s address at the headquarters of the Department of Defense was not revealed.
I’m guessing it was “How To Memorize the Age of Consent In All 50 States”.