The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

Here’s a picture from BlueSky:

Damn! What a good-looking family.

Trump: I hereby authorize the immediate opening of the Strait of Hormuz

Trump 1 hour later: The Strait will open on Friday

Trump on Friday, probably: The Strait will open in two weeks

One wonders if Barack wore the tan suit as an intentional troll.

An alternative view from Slate:

Holy smokes that is a big flag! And IIRC it’s one of two? Mine is a lot smaller and the stars are on the bottom.

So are all the fun and festivities going on behind the WH and tomorrow we’ll see AI fit, muscular trump deftly cutting his cake and blowing out the candles like a typhoon?

He was always a loser. Now he’s lost a war and his ear is pinned to Netanyahu.

BBC: *

US senator ‘somewhat concerned’ by Iran’s interpretation of agreement.

That’s Markowsky language, yet this is Lindsey?

US Senator Lindsey Graham says that while he is “pleased” that a memorandum of understanding between the US and Iran has been agreed, he is “somewhat concerned” that “Iran’s view of the agreement seems different than what the American negotiating team is claiming”.

“A memorandum of understanding…?” Even though this is the Pit, please forgive my “What. The. Bloody. Fuck?”

MOUs are the bedrock of all peace plans. Nothing like a “contract” that isn’t legally binding and relies on both parties adhering to it. With these two parties, I’m positive lasting peace and goodwill is in our future.

Nah, never-mind. That was brilliant sarcasm.

MOU’s rule!

I think it’s high time someone releases a weather app and titles it Sharpie.

That can’t be correct. The post clearly says toll free.

We’re ‘engaged to be engaged.’

He moved the goalpost and declared victory.

Who’s shocked? Anybody? Anybody?? Bueller??

Does a promise ring not mean anything to anyone anymore?

Yep, there was protest at America’s Tackiest Fawning.

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Just because the felon is paranoid doesn’t mean, hehehehehe, he’s not being spied upon, hehehehehe.

Hehehehehe.

The petulant orange clown just might kill off FISA. (The formatting is from the linked article.)

What a deal, what a threat, what a disaster!

Why do I doubt he doesn’t want to drop a nuclear bomb?

I bet you thought the Kennedy Center saga was over. You fool!

And let’s check out the nonsense they spew to support this.

What contribution? Tacky ain’t excellence. And anyway, he didn’t put his fest(ering) at the Center.

Concept of a Plan… Outline of a Hypothesis… You know… Bullshit!

Molly Jong-Fast and Rick Wilson were talking about this on Youtube earlier. Their supposition is that JD Vance and Susie Wiles are leakers because of the positive slant towards them in the coverage. The person who recorded the meeting is presumed to be Bongino, who apparently has done similar stuff in the past.

Fun times at the White House Claw. From article:

"The American Gaethje then stunned Spanish-Georgian Topuria to win after four rounds that left copious blood on the cage floor. Trump later headed inside the cage to shake hands and watch a fireworks display that launched well after 1 a.m.

That capped a night where many of the winning fighters thanked Trump and God. Heavyweight Josh Hokit took it further with an extraordinary and unfounded attack based on a right-wing conspiracy theory about a former first lady: “Michelle Obama is a man. Am I right, America?”

That should have been:

That capped a night where many of the winning fighers thanked Turmp, their God.

Were there Monster Trucks?

Motorcycle jumpers earlier.

Aw - no jumping* Monster Trucks.

*like, over-25-cars jumping

Looks like Melania was really enjoying the UFC fight last night:

The last time I remember seeing her with an expression like that in a pic was this one, looking at Canadian PM Trudeau:

She’s probably also made that expression immediately after one of those times she allegedly renegotiated her prenup to be more favorable to her.