Or whenever he needs a distraction from the Epstein files.
That, and their stock has risen with almost everyone else in the world. Everyone is like, “Okay, sure, they’re still Iran, but goddamn, they didn’t deserve this.” The only way I can see Trump (or, more likely, the US after Trump is gone) getting out of this is by letting Iran normalize a lot of their interactions with the rest of the world. They’ll be the big winners in the end, if they can hold out long enough.
I’m surprised Trump hasn’t threatened to sue the Ayatollah.
He did threaten them with tariffs. One-trick pony, Donnie…
Apparently Diaper Don is now embracing some positively socialist ideas. Chevron should give some of their profits back to the public? Really now!
The facts are that he can’t fight senility. And that is gonna be the only thing that may save us. Congress sure won’t. SCOTUS are a bunch of grifters.
Senility for the win. Dunning-Kruger effect as well. He is to dumb to realize he’s dumb.
Trump has ordered helipad contractors to tear out a 100 foot wide granite presidential seal, because it wasn’t level with the horizon.
But senility won’t save us, because the people with the power to remove a senile president have watched this whole shitshow, and refused to act. What one big moment do you imagine will happen, that finally breaks the barrier in their brains, and gets them to finally say, “Enough!”?
“protect the beautiful South Lawn grass from the fierce exhaust fumes of the incredible Marine One”
Jesus, if I was reading a book that had dialogue this bad in it, I’d toss it on the fire. How are these people real? Sorry, sorry, I meant to say, “If I was forcefully reading an astonishing book that had fabulous dialogue this shockingly bad in it”.
Those are the fierce exhaust fumes that are ejected downward so as to better attract heat seeking missiles, aren’t they? If they can burn grass in a well watered lawn they are effective beyond my expectations.
Trump has neither Moral nor Conservative philosophy to guide him. He is completely going by the seat of his pants.
Trump is like a pilot with no instrument training trying to fly an airplane with no visibility whatsoever. Everything he tries is doomed to failure.
And that’s why it’s a shit show.
“Please clap.”