The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

True, and yet I still wish he was out of it.

“Washington National Airport is already named for an American President!”

-Me, every single time someone says ‘Reagan National Airport’

Who’s going to stop him? He’ll just put up new signage, and it will be a fait accompli.

True enough, but doing it in this manner makes it trivially easy to undo when Trump is no longer in power.

‘When’? I do not believe he has any intention of ever leaving office.

I don’t disagree, but leaving in a hearse counts.

Trump is even less coherent than usual today.

He didn’t have the power to knock down an entire fucking wing of the White House either but here we are.

I thought he had a mandate to reduce the size of the US Government ?

Does reducing the size of one government building count?

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Abraham Lincoln, he was a Republican, did you know that? Not many people know that. Didn’t like the beard though, I don’t like a beard. But he was very tall, which helped him look Presidential. Big strong guy, I hear. Not as strong as me, though. They say he Emasculated the Slaves, which was probably a good thing, since those slaves were from shithole countries and probably very randy, so they didn’t want the slaves around their good Christian women without being Emasculated. One of the greatest Presidents in history-- after your favorite President Donald J. Trump, of course.

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I don’t doubt that Trump wrote many of these himself. You can tell from the bombast, lies and misrepresentations, random capitalizations, and general inanity. Not to mention being written at a fourth-grade level. For Leavitt to describe them as being “eloquently written” is laughable and would make Baghdad Bob blush.

And Trump is a “student of history” like a beagle is a connoisseur of eating other dog’s shit.

John Adams: He served two non-consecutive terms, just like me. Not many people know that. He was a democratic-republican, which makes him wishy-washy. Stick with a party. His mother invented the snack cake.

He changed his name in between. Quincy. That’s a funny name. Quincy Jones was a great friend of mine. He said I could be a great producer if I wanted. The best ever. Black people love me.

I am sooooo not watching Melania: the Motion Picture.

I dinnae think the airbrush can handle any more, Captain

Course! It’s the bigglyest reduction … ever, well at least since 1812.

He really is just a toddler drawing on the walls at this point.

I wonder if he realizes that whoever is president after him is going to tear all this gaudy shit out of the building and damnatio memorial everything he’s naming after himself.

I don’t think he cares.

Regardless of some recent comments he made about heaven, I strongly suspect that he doesn’t believe in an afterlife. And, any posthumous adulation is meaningless to him: he wants the praise, and his name plastered on things, now, while he can enjoy them.

I’m sure the D.C. area has at least one sewage-processing plant. They can name that after Donald with my blessing.

All the other takeovers: rescinded.