The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

Dutch intel got over 2,000 screenshots from Kushner’s phone showing access to UAE/Saudi-funded accounts (over $2B total, via Azerbaijan) for secret Middle East deals, including Israel-UAE normalization. It says he transferred $700M+ to a warlord, mercenary and hit man. His lawyers deny the accounts existed or any improper activity.

Hmmmm… :confused: So … basically he’s saying that republican voters are too
stupid to distinguish between 2 candidates with the same name ?

Enhh… It’s a sleazy trick, and I’d support well-crafted legislation to cut down on similar tactics. BUT! It’s nothing compared to storming the Capitol building, or the president trying to get the governor of Georgia to fudge election results, or Trump offering a $5000 bribe for voters to keep a Republican majority in congress.

So if it’s Democratic trick, gohd bless them. This time.

Well this is random. Now he’s a fortune cookie?

Going for the Pulitzer. Baby steps.

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”
— Wayne Gretzky
— Michael Scott

Diaper Don must have missed another security briefing.

  • BREAKING: AMB. TOM BARRACK WARNS U.S. STRIKE COULD HAPPEN THIS WEEKEND

    I asked Trump’s Special Envoy, Tom Barrack: “Could there be a strike on this this weekend?

    His answer was direct: "Absolutely.”

    Amb. Barrack laid out exactly where things stand with Iran right now.

    “The consequence won’t be regime change. The president is interested in rebalancing so that there’s no hostages, no threats, and the world can calm down.”

    Trump is “open and available and accessible to a deal, but he’s also been very clear about what he wants.”

    And the Iranians may not be willing to give it to him…

Q: Your ambassador to Türkiye said that “absolutely” there could be a strike on Iran this weekend.

Trump: "He is a powerful man, I guess.

I don’t know anything about it."

The President’s Brain Is Missing: Beautiful handsome men edition

Ogling men’s bodies

The Gulf of Mexico is selling t-shirts, I guess

This never happened. For one, Trump doesn’t have any friends.

When the name of your state changes, housing prices go up. That’s just how it works

“Think of it” is Trump’s tell that he’s lost his train of thought

I’ll inform Vice President John Bowman that he has to resign too

He… didn’t actually watch her one press conference, did he?

Consistency is woke

Hypocrisy is strength.

It’s not just about punishing blue states today. He’s destroying the infrastructure a future President would use to help all the States, so his crapulence will live on after him. It would take years to build FEMA 2.0 after all the people with experience have been spread to the wind.

/nitpick/ Isn’t crapulence sickness from too much food or drink? /nitpick/

Anyway, yeah, will take maybe a generation before infrastructure can be restored.

This statement applies throughout the federal government. The institutional memory that was purposely destroyed by Trump, the experience of decades that explains why things are done how they are done and why, will never be recouped. It makes me sick.

I will not countenance the suggestion that Mr Burns misspoke!

Why all this consternation? They have AI now!

That’s an insult to lizard people.

That’s crapulent. I said boo-urns crapulence.

They’re both perfectly cromulent words.

Who are you going to believe; me, or your lying dictionaries?