The Ultimate Scrubs Trivia Thread

Cafe Society
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She has ridiculously strong thighs. To demonstrate this, she snapped a cafeteria tray in half with them.

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Only three of my original 21 remain unanswered. Here they are:

  1. What did the janitor receive for his 12th birthday, instead of a bike?

  2. What was the name of JD and Turk’s old car that eventually blew up?

  3. What was the entire extent of JD’s investment portfolio prior to the purchase of his half-acre?

I’ll add another question as well:

  1. What is Elliott’s favorite pseudo-swear word?
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Frick!

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  1. What was the name of JD and Turk’s old car that eventually blew up?

Maleek

  1. What was the entire extent of JD’s investment portfolio prior to the purchase of his half-acre?

An unopened pack of Les Mis trading cards and 2 shares of Eastern Airlines tickets.

Two more.
28. What is Dr. Kelso’s son’s name?
29. What is the Todd’s last name?

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And when madder: Frick on a stick!
And the ultimate: Frick on a stick with a brick! :smiley:

  1. What’s the name of the manatee that may or may not live in the series of water-filled tunnels created by the potholes in the hospital parking lot?
  2. What’s the name of the security guard with a hook for a hand?
    31b) What does everyone think when they see him?
  1. Who can grow a glorious mustache (yet no other facial hair) in just one day?
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Sean.

33)Why was he able to grow a full beard so quickly after being dumped by Elliot?

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Leonard

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  1. What’s the name of the security guard with a hook for a hand?

Leonard

31b) What does everyone think when they see him?

What an enormous afro!

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There are probably all answered but I’m gonna do it to have fun, as we’re Scrubs fanatics.

  1. What actor does Dr. Cox intensely dislike?

Hugh Jackman.

  1. What is the name that JD gave to his scooter?

  2. What did the janitor receive for his 12th birthday, instead of a bike?

A mop.

  1. Name five women that JD has slept with.

Elliott Reid, Jordan Sullivan, Danni Sullivan, Kim Briggs, and Stacy, the girlfriend from college that Turk boinked.

  1. Name five men that Elliott has slept with.

J.D., Sean, Keith, Rick her boyfriend that her Mom took to the Caribbean, and Dan Dorian.

  1. What was the name of JD and Turk’s old car that eventually blew up?

Damn. Got me.

  1. What does Dr. Kelso think that Chris Turk’s real name is?

“Turk Turkleton.”

I do ISO 9001 audits for a living. In every set of notes for every audit, mixed in with comments about the company, I always write somewhere, “Well played, Turkleton.”

  1. What is the name of the air band formed by Ted, the janiitor and others?

Cool Cats.

  1. What is Carla’s nationality, dammit!

For the last time, she’s Dominican.

  1. What was the entire extent of JD’s investment portfolio prior to the purchase of his half-acre?

Got me again.

  1. What is the name of the janitor’s fake a capella group?

  2. With whom does Ted share a bed?

His mother. Ew.

  1. What two derisive names does Dr. Cox frequently call Doug?

Is “Nervous Guy” two names?

  1. What is JD and Turk’s favorite TV show of all time?

Sanford and Son

  1. Why was Dr. Kelso’s promising baseball career in the Appalachian Rookie League cut short?

I think it was his Dad who played baseball.

  1. What is Nurse Roberts’ nickname for JD?

Q-Tip.

  1. What is the name of Ted’s a capella band?

The Worthless Peons.

  1. What does JD like to shout as he is flying through the air?

Damn…

  1. What is the name of the screenplay that JD is writing?

“Dr. Acula”

  1. What graphic appears on the screen when Elliott interrupts JD’s first date with Kim?

“The Moment Killer!”

  1. What is JD’s favorite drink?

Appletini. Easy on the 'tini.

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He is a quarter Hungarian.

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  1. Harrison
  2. Quinlan
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  1. Julian (although JD did not stop to exchange pleasantries)

  2. Lonnie (“I hate you”)

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Originally posted by Rick Jay

This is incorrect. (As a hint, the janitor told this story after drawing a house of prostitution on Doug’s cast)

Here is another good one:

  1. What did Laverne name her breasts?
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Not only that, she was the bottom half of the “giant doctor”, and also carried JD through the last part of his triathalon.

I watch the show way too much.

Correct. I’ll give credit to bouv as well, though.

  1. When Elliot was giving out sexual tips and positions, what did she call them? For bonus points, what position did a woman say she’d already tried?
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Paris and Nicki.

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  1. What did the janitor receive for his 12th birthday, instead of a bike?
    An old hooker. I know that he gives her age but I can’t remember for sure how old. Can I get partial credit?

  2. What does Elliot have the finger-strength of?
    Biceps.

  3. What was the name of Todd’s dream sequence son?

  4. What did JD find under the bed of his dream sequence son and where did he learn to use it?

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She only actually knew two positions, so she just starting using insect names to make up new positions. She was surprised when a woman said that she had already tried “stinkbug”.

  1. What was the name of the janitor’s son’s school play that JD “forced” the janitor to miss?
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The correct answer is: “a 48 year-old whore”, so yes, I will give you partial credit.

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  1. What was the name of the janitor’s son’s school play that JD “forced” the janitor to miss?
    Town without a turkey
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  1. What is Laverne’s nickname for Elliot?

  2. What did Turk mistake Carla’s brother for at a funeral?

  3. What is Dr. Cox’s full first name?