The Ultimate Scrubs Trivia Thread

  1. What made up word does Janitor make Kelso say over the PA in a speech praising the Janitor?

  2. What actor does Eliot’s driver’s licence photo look like?

Gary Busey.

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119. What has two thumbs and doesn’t give a crap?

  1. What do Cox and Kelso say that people are made of?

Bob Kelso

Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.

That’s one of my favorite lines. :smiley:

  1. What dubious romantic move does Carla employ on Turk when she feels jealous that JD and his girlfriend are in the “new love” stage?

  2. Why does the Janitor hate JD?

  3. What are Todd’s underwear/briefs called?

  4. What was the grief counselor (played by Dave Foley) doing on the floor that allowed him to pop up and give Cox and JD a lecture on one of the stages of death?

  5. What was the name of the helicopter pilot Kelso worked with in Vietnam?

  6. Why is Turk not mad at JD for sleeping with the plaintiff’s lawyer that is suing him for medical malpractice?

  7. How does Turk eventually settle the lawsuit?

  8. When JD hides in a body bag and startles Doug, Doug hits him with a fire extinguisher. What rationale does Doug give to JD when JD asks why he would try to kill a person who was mistake for dead? (tough question to phrase, but a funny line)

  9. Name the members of the Janitor’s braintrust (new and old members)?

  10. What does Todd decide to put off until after working out much to his dismay?

The original nominal reason was that he believed JD had put a coin in the door and jammed it. He later claimed he has a habit of just randomly choosing one person in a group to hate, and JD was the lucky winner in this particular lottery.

Because when you’ve gone without long enough, you are not responsible for your actions when you get a chance at some action.

Both are correct. I think the specifc time is 6 months.

He has also said, “I don’t pick them, they pick me” – implying he simply feels a compulsion based on some unidentifiable mixture of geekiness and smugness in his victim.

  1. What are Todd’s underwear/briefs called?

Banana hammocks.

New question:
130. We’ve established that the air band was called Cool Cats. What was Kelso’s dismissive nickname for it?

Dead people should stay dead!!

I have a question that’s not trivia…Carla tells JD she never went to college. Don’t you need to have a college degree to go to nursing school?

Maybe she just scored well on the entrance exam - the show takes place in California, after all.

Johnny, and if you’d been thru what they’d been thru, you’d understand

Old: (I don’t remember names but the characters are): the Slobby Joe server and the little person janitor.
New: Ted, the Todd, and sometimes Lloyd.

Dookie. :stuck_out_tongue:

No. That’s his ass tattoo buddy but not the name of his chopper pilot.

Johnny was the old navy buddy whose name Kelso has tattooed on his ass. The helicopter pilot was Charlie; Kelso was telling the interns that the chopper used to hover about eight feet off the ground and he’d jump in.

  1. Plugging in his Ipod

  2. Carla threatens the plaintiff

  3. Old: Troy, Randall, Crazy-Eyes Margo
    New: Ted, the Todd, Doug (Doug is later removed to give Lloyd a try-out)

Incorrect. She offers him something by threatening someone else.

I believe she starts licking him while they are trying to watch Sanford and Son, allowing Turk to sing (to the tune of Sanford and Son):
“Babe don’t do that, cause we’re trying to watch the show.
So please shut up, and don’t be lickin’ me no more.
Matter fact, could you get me a handi-wiiiiiiipe!”

  1. Early in their relationship, Carla and Eliot name physical aspects of the other that they like. Who likes what on the other?

Carla likes Eloit’s hair and Eliot likes Carla’s ?ass?

Elliott likes Carla’s hair; Carla likes Elliott’s butt.

Yep, but I think there’s one more, IIRC.