The unflattering photo thread.

That’s Brisco County, Jr! (or Autolycus if you’re a Xena fan)

Oh, grey shirt. Whoops. That probably is just some weird guy.

I LOVE this thread.


I cannot even BEGIN to defend this.

(vaguely not work safe)
My personal favorite – aside from the fact that it looks like I have no hair and my face just looks deformed, I’m not wearing a shirt because I’d just thrown up on it. And no, I was not drunk.

You guys are brave! Insipired by you, I may post one. I have to be home to do it, though.

Stasia, you are adorable. Stop that right now.

My economics teacher managed to capture two of the worst images of me ever recorded.

The first is this where I am the hideous troll in the blue jacket and dark pants. It doesn’t help that a water spot or something covers part of my pants. I have tried taking horrible pictures of myself, but none were nearly as bad as that. I like to send it to people to get them to stop talking to me. :stuck_out_tongue:

The second is this.

Having throughly examined both of those photos, I can safely say that hideous troll you are not. Cute pixie, I can see. Troll? Never.

This is very old, but very silly-looking. The young man pictured will be driving soon. Younger, I should say.
Anyway, here is me and my son both looking goofy. If I seem pensive, it’s because I’m trying to figure out why Buddy Hackett always seems to come over to visit while I’m away at work.

saoirse, you look very stoic. And it’s only compounded by the fact that baby looks stoic too, and I’ve never met a baby capable of doing that.

Anastaseon is adorable.

Now behold me in my blinding whiteness! I’m the one on the right. Yes, that’s my natural skin color, even in the middle of August. I swear I actually have a nose and did not witch it off my face for that picture.

International treaties forbid me from posting a higher res version of this. Besides, it’d probably break the internet.

That was 1982, btw.

Actually, you’re kinda cute there (of course, I have a thing for girls in glasses).

All right, I’ve laughed at you all enough. Now you can laugh at me.

I’m the laughing one.

Man them’s some, well, I guess they could be fantsy.

Miss Purl, there is no shame in being pale. Trying to smile broadly with your lips together is a different matter, though.

why do really cute girls always think they look hideous in pictures?

because it’s true.

See, you’re cute. However, the girl next to you…SCARES ME. That’s just condensed evil!

Hmm, looking again, I think that might be you (stupid crappy monitor). If so, I stand by my remarks. CONDENSED EVIL. When you inevitably take over the world with your cool evil powers, can I be made a Duke?

Okokok, here’s one of me I really hate. I was over my aunts’ house, and we were trying on saris and stuff, only they didn’t have a choli (blouse) for me, so they made me put on a blouse that didn’t match. Not to mention I hadn’t showered or even washed me face! and hadn’t combed my hair …it was still in a braid from the previous night.

Me!

The weird guy in the grey shirt is me. The other guy is Bruce Campbell, B-level celebrity.

Who is also one of *my *idols.

It was a late night in the linguistics lab, completely doped up on candy and stress, and for some reason my friend had a camera, and I had a need to grab some ass. And, yes, it does say “Je te déshabille avec mes yeux” on the white board. There’s another picture from this night where I’m trying not to blink, but I can’t find it.