Out of curiosity, did expectopatronum acquiesce to the attacks upon his prose?
First off, expecto is a woman. And secondly, judge for yourself.
(In short, no.)
Well it’s probably more interesting than everybody agreeing that Susanann is a moron…
My favorite Susanann posting was her shocking revelation that the after pictures in the faces of meth site were taken when the meth users were OLDER!!1.
Yeah, that one was great:
So wait, they don’t take the after pictures when the people are younger? OMG!
There is basically zero chance she’ll come here though to defend herself though, correct? Not that I feel any of the topics brought up here are defendable mind you …
Well she disappears from any thread where she’s confronted so it seems unlikely she’ll show up in a thread specifically intended to call out her BS.
Yeah that’s the problem with Susanann pittings. She never shows up, so they kind of fizzle out and fill up with hijacks. We should just have a sticky thread somewhere to mock her crazy posts.
Well, 50 is a bit too young to be a first-generation hippie, but it’s not like I’ve never seen one that age.
Just remember, those bear decals on your car go head-up.
Susanann Pittings can never be derailed: they’re not on rails to start with, not with such a locomotive. The woman’s choo-choo.
Oh wow, how did I miss this?
Is that replacing vay-jay-jay as the new slang term?
I would just like to say that I personally adore Susanann, she brings great joy to my life. In fact, I would be perfectly happy to sponsor her membership, under the condition that the mods consent to grant her in perpetuity the title Significant!!!
Bear decals? 
You lost me, on that.
It’s a woman’s right to choo-choos.
I tried, a few times, in the “Swiss Invasion” thread, to interact with her. I felt like a person trying to have a sensible and articulate converstion with an orangutang with Down’s Syndrome.
In that same thread, if I recall, she posited that the Holocaust happend (though not in the numbers usually posted) because the Jews LET it happen. If every Jew had been armed, and ready to fight to the death, why the Nazi’s would have just left them alone.
That’s apparently what the German’s did… they invaded folks who weren’t willing to fight to the last man, woman, or child.
She’s either the biggest troll on the board (well, second, if Commissar is still posting) or genuinely and dangerously deluded.
Unfortunately, if she’s deluded, she’s in a lot of company. I bowed out early on a discussion on FB with someone who posts almost identical misguided non-evidence-based crazy-ass bullshit, complete with ad hominems, accusations of “I never said that, YOU said that!,” dismissal of any evidence to refute arguments, not-so-veiled racism, etc. That person is a Tea Party and militia member. I have often wondered if Susanann is the same (both Tea Party and militia).
She has also said, on several occasions, that women basically let themselves get raped - if women bothered to carry firearms then nobody would ever get raped. I’d really like to know where she gets these guns that magically protect you from anything bad ever happening to you under any circumstances.
Ahhhh, yes. I had completely forgotten about the GD Dancing Bears. 
Thanks, Kayaker! 
Yeah I really enjoyed that too. “No woman who carries a gun has ever let herself get raped.” Um, WTF? Blame the victim much?