Same here… I was a lurker, for a very long time, and can’t really ever recall having seen any of the witty little gems, that I’ve since had the pleasure of reading, in this current “pitting”.
After seeing so many examples of her “vastly superior, intelligence and logic” displayed, in this thread alone :rolleyes:…
I’m very curious…
Just how many times, has this woman been “pitted”? 
I’m with JBDivmstr: The target of this Pitting convinced me immediately upon my first online interaction with her here (something about foreigners serving in the US military) that she’s not all there. She’s not a troll and not a comic. She’s just plain stupid.
Every time I set out to answer this question I make the mistake of reading the threads. I get so sidetracked, I wind up entertained for hours but forget the mission and lose count.
I know of these so far:
Susanann, would you mind coming in here for just a moment…
and
Susanann, will you please bring your gun-totin’ butt in here?
Dude! You ain’t kiddin’, on that account! 
I’m ***still ***reading thru her “gems of wisdom”! 
And I’m a pretty fast reader!:eek:
Couple more from the archives, it can fill volumes:
**Susanann lays it out for you. Single? 30+? You’ve got “problems” **
Will you stop that? You don’t need to put emphasis quotes around every idiom or turn of phrase you lift from somewhere. Every single “post” of yours that I’ve noticed has had something quote-marked “for emphasis” randomly. Please, just stop it.
Thanks for the reminder. I rescind my statement. (I’m stealing this from a mod, but it tickled me) As pennance, I will slap myself in the eye! :smack:
The real bitch of it is that I never had the occasion to use such a phrase back when it was allowed.
Not trying to be a smart ass, but is saying “fuck you” allowed anywhere? I assume not, but specifying “in the pit” makes it sound like perhaps it is.
Also, has the guest of honor ever shown up in her own pit threads? I’ve quickly perused the others and have yet to have seen her show up. Someone wanna send her a PM? I’d like to see her take on all of this.
Is it bad form for the host to PM the guest of honor? I’m not very up on my pitting rules of etiquette.
At a bar I visit from time to time it is a common greeting.
It looks like Susanann has never posted in The BBQ Pit at all, except–I kid you not–in this thread, to defend the intelligence of Sarah Palin; and this one, to defend birtherism. At least, I think that’s what that’s about. Each appearance includes a few comments of which I’ve pointed to the first.
Porn?
Oh OK. Its just that there isn’t much controversy about whether or not Susanan is a misinformed idiot so I got distracted.
The only controversty seems to be whether or not Susanan is someone parodying a misinformed idiot or if this person truly exists.
Ask a smart ass question, get a smart ass answer.
I meant to ask if the phrase was allowed elsewhere on the SDMB, but I suspect you two already knew that!
The guy makes fewer than 20 posts a year, Sierra, and you’re like, what, tracking him? :dubious:
He’s started posting more frequently of late, and every post he’s made in threads I’ve been reading has included the pointless emphasis qutoes. I’m not tracking him, it’s just something that’s come to my notice with his increased posting rate of late.
I believe you are mistaken. “Fuck me” is the correct porn phrase.
Actually it’s
FuckmeFuckmeFuckmeFuckmeFuckmeFUCKME!!!
FuuuuuuuuuuuuckMeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Lewis Black