The more you know! star flies by
applause
I’ve quit drinking completely. The last thing I had was a hard cider at Irish Storyteller’s a few months ago. It made my head all fuzzy. I have no tolerance for alcohol, anyway. It’s also against my religion now. Caffeine is my vice. Everybody needs at least one!
Even I…from my vast medical knowledge acquired from industrially reading Wikipedia, I know that you get the kidneys from the back. Two cuts, more danger to us. The patient. More danger to the patient.
We’d have to charge him extra for that.
Let’s start at a slow pace.
Now, kidney donation.
We can find some homeless winos, give 'em a few belts, whip them over and yank one out.
If the transplant patient should complain, we can blame it on a diseased wino.
Christ, this is a great gig!
Don’t forget to leave him in a bathtub full of ice. :eek:
Yes, with the dreaded note.
“You…never mind.”
Why do I believe I’ve just acquired a new nick?
You left out the gropes. Or are they one of those things that are done but not said?
I’m happy to grope any single Mumpette who needs it. 
Flipping through the humor websites I tumbled onto this gem:
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. YAWN 'Tis 38 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 77 for the day. The weather PTB say the high will be 80 tomorrow and on Sunday 77 with THE POTENTIAL FOR SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS. Oh my! How ominous!
Ok, that’s all I got for now. I need more caffiene and rumbly tummy wants sustenance. Then, alas, irk purtification must commence. On the upside, irk is providin’ brekkie this mornin’ and everybody is bringin’ munchie stuff for N.O.L. so at least I shall eat well. 
Happy Firday Y’all!
Afternoon, mumpers! It’s finally Friday and my last day in this job. In fact, right now I have 4.5hrs to go until hometime. Then two weeks off before my new assignment starts in January.
It’s been a crazy busy week though, and I have finally reached a point where I can start writing a handover document for the lady who’s coming into this job. I’ve got a list of things I need to tell her just to make the start of the job a bit easier for her, but I have been good and tried to do as much as I can before I leave.
She’ll be pleased to hear that the timetables for all six programmes are finished apart from a couple of rooming issues that shouldn’t be too hard to sort out, I can’t do that bit because the admins in other schools that I need to negotiate with are on holiday now so that will have to wait until she is here. Everything else is looking good, I think I can leave here without worrying that she’s coming back to an unholy mess.
That means home, baking, exercise, present-wrapping and the best part of all, not having to set the alarm for stupid o’clock in the morning for the next fortnight.
Happy Firday!
It’s a gloomy 46 degrees with a projected high of 58. Bring out the shorts and t-shirts! Not really but I’m going to enjoy the warmer weather while it’s here.
Morning. I’m up, caffeinated, and off to work. Hockey tonight.
Jim,
Add “felt tip marker” to the list.
Something to draw a dotted line with.
Fine tip.
Sharpies I got, I am a “freakin” sound guy:)
Mawnin all and Happy Freyaday
Need more coffee
Jim
Gaaaaaaah. So boring around here until Christmas. We are almost totally without supervision, except for one guy.
Sharpies and duct tape. A soundman’s tool kit.
We use Gaff tape actually
Jim
Y’all gonna play tic-tac-toe on my liver?
Hey Bobbio are you feeling any better? As much as Flytrap and I are looking forward to our first surgery we are hoping it is not necessary.
Chess not tic tac toe
Jim
To draw the dotted line to cut on.
Jim, the pen must be sterile.
Wipe it off on your pants or something.