The only problem with a pot pie is I get the munchies after eatin’ one. BADUMBISH!
Herein is a lesson on how to and how not to get help from da bear.
Example the first phone call:
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“Good Mornin’ this is irk, da bear speakin’, how may I help you?”
“Da bear, this is <insert name> and I have a problem. I need a printout of my last two checkstubs. I pulled 'em up from the website and my printer decided to not work anymore. Can I come down, go to the website from your computer and use your printer to print 'em off?”
“Why certainly <insert name>. When you get here, call me from your cellphone and let me know you’re here so you won’t have to stand in line and wait to tell the person at the front desk you’re here to see me.”
“You’re the best bear! See ya shortly.”
Example the second phone call:
“Good Mornin’ this is irk, da bear speakin’, how may I help you?”
“I can’t get my checkstubs so you have to help me?”
“What are you havin’ problems with <insert name>?”
“It wants me to put in a name and password but I don’t know what they are so you have to do it for me.”
WRONG ANSWER!
“I’ve told you before I do not know your user name and password. You set that up yourself. I told you when you did it to write both down and put it in a safe place in case you needed to know and couldn’t remember.”
“I didn’t write 'em down so you have to [Note: I HAVE to take in oxygen as well as drink enough water and eat enough food to keep me alive. Everything else is gravy.] go find my username and password for me.”
“I have no way of doin’ that <insert name> [del]and even if I could we’d be able to watch demon ice skatin’ competition on tv before I would[/del] YOU will have to call the toll free number you see on the website to find out what to do to retrieve your user name and password. Only YOU can do that.”
: <insert name> hangs up on me :
<insert name> the second can also go eat a frozen Banquet turkey dinner for Turkey Day for all I care.
I don’t have childrens so I have to rely on irk for my aggravation. 
