Well, since the thread’s shambling around moaning for beer, cabbage, beans and BK onion rings, I may as well add something I discovered since the first time around.
Breast milk produces the bar-none, worst farts ever in my 4 month old. He’s exclusively breast-fed, and his general MO is to cut loud, rank farts while breastfeeding. Which cracks me up, because my wife can’t flee, but me and my other son can.
He’ll be all cute and snuggly and smiling at my wife while he eats, and then “Brraaap!” and out comes some sort of hellishly sulfurous rank fart. So much for the cute part!
Do you guys know the fat-blocker being sold as Ali now?
Back in the 90s it was sold as prescription and was called Xenical. The deal was that you’d take it, eat a low-fat diet, it would block fat, and you’d lose weight.
It did ***not ***come with a notice saying “Do not take Xenical and eat Mexican food after having a bunch of margaritas.”
It should have.
The next morning’s farts made my cat look horrified and run out of the room.
My doctor was not sympathetic and actually literally LOL’d for a good 5 minutes.
I once made a capsicum soup. I boiled, fried, stewed, boiled again, baked, stewed and finally blended and strained those suckers until I had distilled them to the pure essence of capsicum.
Which apparently, is capsaicin, carotene, and pure Fartarium (the most dangerous element in the universe).
Not much happened, until I had a can of Coke later that same evening - the resultant JATO effect was responsible for re-closing the Hole in the Ozone Layer, I believe.