I can’t bear the suspense any longer. What’s the deal here?!
I. MUST. KNOW!!!
Whatever crawled out, the cooler is toast. It’s got plastic on the inside, and no amount of bleach will get the smell out.
(I once soaked beans in one “overnight” and left them there until the smell started to leaak out. Yech.)
The movie was Creepshow and the short film was called The Crate. A decent scare but no shots of Adrienne Barbeau’s massively wonderful knockers.:mad: :mad: :mad: 
My cousin is in seminary to be a priest. Would you like me to call him for you?
Unfortunately, he does come from my dad’s side of the family, so more likely than not, he’ll run screaming from the cooler like a little girl if it so much as hops once.
I love my cousin.
Ava
Clearly, we know that opening the cooler did not go well.
I, too, am in Michigan, and the temperature dropped like 40 degrees from yesterday to today. We know who to blame.
Oh, that’s what that was. I noticed the thunder clouds this morning were blood red and the winds howled with the wails of the damned. My cable reception was crappy, too. 
The suspense continues…
The cooler remains unopened. It will be opened tonight. I must prepare.
As I was leaving this morning, I noticed the garage side door was open. It was closed last night.
I caught a glimpse of one corner of the cooler inside the door.
::shudder::
was it… closer to the door???
OH MY GOD, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND!!! WHAT IF THE EVIL IS ALREADY LOOSE??? WHAT IF IT’S READING THIS THREAD AND DECIDES TO EMAIL YOU!!!
wait a minute…
The evil wouldn’t be content to just read this thread… it would have to toy with us… it would register and post RIGHT IN THE VERY THREAD WHERE WE ARE TRYING TO FIGHT IT!!!
wimper
OHSHIT!! EVERYBODY RU978yuh5tgnrgp",l /hjw-o
I was gonna suggest mounting a video camera in the living room window, then placing the cooler on the curb with a sign on it that says “Free Cooler!”
Your idea is so much better, though. 
–Patch
I don’t think there’s anything to worry about.
Everything will be fine.
Oh no! It’s taken over Fairblue’s body! :eek:
…maybe we can ban evil for using a sock puppet…
Nope…I mentioned the Igloo of the Covenant somewhere on the first page…
Velma, forget the priests, maybe you should get some “Top. Men.” to take it away and hide it in a massive government warehouse where nobody will disturb it.
If there are any lurkers reading this thread who are as yet unregistered but who are teetering on the brink of signing up to participate in this or some other thread*, Evil Cooler or Cooler of Death or Cooler Fhtagn or Coolerspawn or some such variant would make a hella cool username. 'Course, you’d have to put a link in your sig to this thread to explain, and for all we know, the Demonic Fishheads may be thriving on the psychic energy we’re sending their direction, additions to which could result in the ultimate destruction of life as we know it, but that’s a small price to pay for having a cool username.
*Welcome to the addiction.
You waited another day?
What is wrong with you, woman?
The thing could have had more spawn in that time!!
Kill it! Kill it now!
(And have NLH open it already. The suspense is killing us.)
All this afternoon trucks have been racing westwards from Toronto to Michigan bearing an unnamed cargo. The wind keeps shifting. SARS may not be as contained as we thought.
Clearly, evil is afoot.
The Thing In The Cooler is influencing weather and disease patterns even through the unopened case.
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I have a bad feeling about this.
Nonsense.
I feel just fine.
I really don’t understand what all the fuss is about.
All this fear and hysteria can’t be good for your taste.
I’ll be sending you an email soon with a special attachment that will make everything clear.
There is really nothing to be afraid of anymore. anymore.
If it’s not too late (Hmmm … we haven’t heard from Velma lately :eek: ), I’d suggest heading down to the local bus station or airport, plopping four quarters into a luggage storage locker and popping the TCTGE in there.
Oh, and then “forget” to retrieve it.
You could make the local news!
(Just kidding. Such a move might spark a terror alert and needlessly tie up local emergency services. Plus, they might be able to get fingerprints off of the cooler.)
I’m trying to get a digital camera. I’m about to go home now. NLH will be home later tonight. I’m currently thinking we’ll release Evil about 7, 7:30.
I’ll do my best to get pictures up, but if this goes all Blair Witch and ends suddenly, don’t blame me. Someone make a low budget movie out of it.
Those of you in the West MI area, I’d stay inside for a while.
Hello, world.
I have been expecting you.