61% pure. How depressing.
On registration day at taxidermy school
I distinctly saw the eyes of the stuffed moose
Move.
- Gavin Gunhold
Kelli, I’m with you. We need details from Diane and Missy. If I can’t be hedonistic myself I’ll settle for some vicarious voyeurism.
Vicarious voyeurism? Does that make any sense?
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart
Damn right it does, Unc - how do you think I scored a 23%? 
24? Twenty-f**king-four? C’mon, I’m much purer than that!
Sheesh! No wonder the death thing said I only have till ’07.
Well, at least that leaves me sandwiched between Diane and Missy.
Which may cost me another few points.
Livin’ on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine
You know, Manny Hanny, hot chocolate is a terrible thing to be scraping off you monitor 
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
whipping off my clothes and my eyeglasses and my hearing aid and my wigs (yes wigs, one for down “there”) and my corn pads and jumping into the jello
You think you’re so tuff, Chris? Bring it on, bitch.
Let’s just say that I was a bit rowdy back in my highschool and college days and the years following my divorce.
Although I don’t do any drugs now, I indulged a LOT between the ages of 16 and 23.
The sex? Well, let’s just say that I am not a prude and have never been ashamed of anything that I have done, in fact, I have enjoyed it immensely. (Insert lecture from Con #3 regarding my past experience with a certain married man. :::bending over waiting for the spankin - AND enjoying it!::
I will say that NONE of my “YES” answers involve pee, poop, incest, pediophilia, necrophilia, or bestiality.
Grap the “Miracle Whip” baby, I’m ready when you are.
>^,^<
KITTEN
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
I know I scored fairly low my only consolation when I posed this to my friends (we have an email list that we post on…these are real life friends, not net friends) that I knew several would score significantly less than me. This link (the 100 question one) I scored a 39 on originally (I have not done anything new or intersting, I guess I must have missed a couple of the questions buzzing over them on the net) and on the 500 question test I scored a 29. (BTW, the 500 question test was not as sexuality biased.) Anyway, our lowest scorer in that bunch was Grizz (I can use his name because it doesn’t refer to his email and it is pretty open in Bear culture) with a whopping 11 on the 100 question test and a 4 on the 500 question test. No, I won’t introduce any of the sluts here to him. Just kidding. Knowing how Grizz normally acts makes his low scores less surprising.
HUGS!
Sqrl
Move over Satan. Now there’s something meatier. http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html
The results are in, Big Shooter. You are:
68% Pure!
There have been 3,904,477 tests submitted.
How others compare:
2% (same as you)
25% (more pure than you)
73% (less pure than you)
Snazzy.
The results are in, Big Shooter. You are:
68% Pure!
There have been 3,904,477 tests submitted.
How others compare:
2% (same as you)
25% (more pure than you)
73% (less pure than you)
Snazzy.
“I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.”
–Wayne Knight
50% Pure!
There have been 3,904,620 tests submitted.
How others compare:
2% (same as you)
28% (less pure than you)
70% (more pure than you)
Most common question I ask: “What?”
Most common question I get: “Are you really hearing impaired?”
75% pure.
13% purer, 69%less pure, 1% equal to me in purity.
That’s what you get for being religious.
Chaim Mattis Keller
ckeller@schicktech.com
“Sherlock Holmes once said that once you have eliminated the
impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be
the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible.
The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it that the merely improbable lacks.”
– Douglas Adams’s Dirk Gently, Holistic Detective
71% Pure!
There have been 3,904,794 tests submitted.
How others compare:
1% (same as you)
19% (more pure than you)
80% (less pure than you)
Being married lowers your score somewhat. At least in the first few questions.
Not the puriest, but close.
Jeffery
72% Pure!
How others compare:
1% (same as you)
8% (more pure than you)
81% (less pure than you)
To tell the truth, I expected to be more pure Especially since the man I married took pride, back in our BBS days, in being known as the Board Goodie-Two-Shoes on just about every board he frequented 
“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy
I’m worried. I took the test … answered honestly … and would post my results if I had gotten them … but the website dropped me! What does that mean?
60% Pure!
How others compare:
2% (same as me)
45% (more pure than me)
53% (less pure than me)
Give me time, I’m still a minor.
The results are in, Big Shooter. You are:
26% Pure!
There have been 3,905,173 tests submitted.
To put a personalized, interactive award on your web page, click here.
How others compare:
0% (same as you)
4% (less pure than you)
96% (more pure than you)
Vital statistics:
93% held hands
92% kissed
86% french kissed
74% cheated on an exam
72% had sex
55% smoked marijuana
43% cheated in a relationship
23% slept with a married man or woman
22% intentionally burned oneself
20% slept with someone without knowing his/her name
Diane sez:
Well heck, I’ll be in Vegas next week, and I’m still a “no” on the “dress up”, sushi and eyeball questions….
Livin’ on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine
Jazz: Although I’m enjoying this jello wrestling immensely, methinks Diane has a right to challenge…
“ChrisCTP-…the sweetheart of the SDMB…” --Diane
Chris’ Homepage: Domestic Bliss
I should point out that I never did the bestiality or scat thing, nor have I ever cheated on an exam or lover, and last I have never lied to a lover either. I was starting to feel dirty with all the puritans around.
HUGS!
Sqrl
Move over Satan. Now there’s something meatier. http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html