Strainger–ew, yuck yuck yuck!
Okay, my turn…
Son to father: “Dad, what’s a vagina like?”
Father to son: “Well, son, before sex, a vagina is like a rose…full of the most beautiful petals and aromas you can imagine.”
Son to father: “What’s it like after sex?”
Father to son: “Well, son, ever see a bulldog eat mayonnise?”
I used to think the world was against me. Now I know better. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.
http://members.aol.com/lrconaway
84%, pure.
man, I’ve got to go now. I’ve got a lot of living to make up for.
glee,
I’m almost afraid to ask how you know I play chess. Almost.
But I wasn’t always a mature, married, chess playing mom. But please don’t tell my son that.
Ayesha - Lioness
You sound reasonable. Must be time to up my medication.
LauraRae, that’s hysterical!! 
Ayesha,
as it’s me, there is of course a respectable explanation - I just looked at your profile!
Oops, I’ve got to learn to be more careful
what I confess to here :o ;).
Ayesha - Lioness
You sound reasonable. Must be time to up my medication.
Strainger:
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
Ayesha,
so you think it’s a confession that you play chess? After you got 22% on the purity test?
Wooohooo - at last I do something rated naughty!
47% pure. Below average, but if there had been more drug questions, it would have been higher.
Hi people. I’m Pepper.
Well, it’s your resident dirty slut checking in with a
26%
score…
Wow…I’m ahamed…and strangely aroused!
A friend is someone who likes you even though you’re as ugly as a hat full of assholes.
Zettecity
I got 86%. I ain’t ashamed! In this day and age, the only way to truly be rebellious and nonconformist is to be incredibly pure! Squeaky-clean is the new avant-garde!
I’m starting the SCWB ( Squeaky-Clean White Boys ) club. Anyone want to join? I’m willing to accept those of other races and sexes, as long as they’re Pure & Proud! Well?
“Oh we were brought up on the Space-Race, now they expect us to clean toilets. When you have seen how big the world is how can you make do with this?”
Pulp, “Glory Days”
55% pure
If I answered no to all the things that I have only done once, my score would have been much higher - but I figure once is enough to count, eh?
OTOH, there was several questions they should have asked, some of which would have lowered my score:
Have you ever been videotaped by one person, while making love to another?
Have you ever made love while wearing leather or rubber?
Have you made love while being spanked?
Have you made love in oil, chocolate or mud?
54% pure.
I’m surprised that I got that high of a score.
I’m real suspicious about those who got into the 80s and 90s. Either they cheated or thet’re some damn boring people!
Mark
“Think of it as Evolution in action.”
The results are in, Big Shooter. You are:
25% Pure!
There have been 5,310,616 tests submitted
DAMN! I coulda done better if I’d just have joined in with my parents having sex!
Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it.
The results are in, Big Shooter. You are:
42% Pure!
There have been 5,310,741 tests submitted.
How others compare:
1% (same as you)
13% (less pure than you)
86% (more pure than you)
Things are random only insofar as we don’t understand them.