The results are in, Big Shooter. You are:
53% Pure!
There have been 3,981,895 tests submitted.
How others compare:
2% (same as you)
35% (less pure than you)
63% (more pure than you)
I feel so inadequate! 
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers (1879-1935)
Ummmm…errr…well…
So the main difference between felching and rimming is that you swallow when ya felch?
So, is the difference between tossing a sadid and rimming mainly in the use of condiments?
I’ve been listening to way too much Chris Rock.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
The results are in, Big Shooter. You are:
33% Pure!
How others compare:
0% (same as you)
7% (less pure than you)
93% (more pure than you)
so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos
Here are my results:
The results are in, Big Shooter. You are:
31% Pure!
There have been 3,983,952 tests submitted.
To put a personalized, interactive award on your web page, click here.
I’m so ashamed; I thought I could make the teens at least.
I’ve been reading the past posts.
Kellie, Diane, Missy, any of you luscious ladies interested in a date?
Hey, hey, HEY! I get first dibs, since I started this thread.
So… any of you ladies interested?
Oh, and SqrlCub, I’ll never be able to drink milkshakes again… ugh. 
SanibelMan – The Man From Sanibel
“I like Florida; everything is in the eighties. The temperatures, the ages, and the IQs.”
– George Carlin
I just took the 500-answer test:
Here is my score:
Congratulations! Your Purity score is 52%
The current average is 64%.
I can’t believe it could be that high. They should have asked more questions about intoxicants and drugs.
What a bummer.
49% - and Opa’s page wouldn’t let me add it to her list. Yes, I took the 500 question test.
Maybe I will go back and answer yes to all the things I would do…
The reason gentlemen prefer blondes is that there are not enough redheads to go around.
Man, am I boring:
The results are in, Big Shooter. You are:
<font size=5>72% Pure!
<font size=3>There have been 3,986,716 tests submitted.
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How others compare:
1% (same as you)
18% (more pure than you)
81% (less pure than you)
Vital statistics:
93% held hands
92% kissed
86% french kissed
74% cheated on an exam
71% had sex
54% smoked marijuana
43% cheated in a relationship
22% slept with a married man or woman
22% intentionally burned oneself
20% slept with someone without knowing his/her name
I like that I’ve never been arrested–or joined in on my parents for sex (ewwwwwwww!). I don’t mind being boring that way!I used to think the world was against me. Now I know better. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.
http://members.aol.com/lrconaway
37% pure,
Well, I knew what felching was but haven’t tried it, you go Sqrl.
Are we really going to Vegas for a weekend of debauchery, or are you leading me on?
Larry
My goal is sex with someone watching and sushi off a naked body (God that sounds cool)
I mean seriously, I would jump at the chance to slurp sushi off naked skin,
Larry
EEEK, I’m only 22 % pure. This is bad, real bad. Little Boy want some candy ?
Sqrl said:
" In fact there is a felching/rimming society in Amsterdam (big surprise, right?) "
AAAHH !!! That’s it. I’m moving out of this Godforsaken HellHole…
Just kidding… do they have a clubhouse or something And NO, the fact that there is an official society for it in Amsterdam doesn’t even surprise me. The thought still doesn’t quite appeal to me though…
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
When I first heard of felching, about…um… 8 years ago… there was no mention of a straw. Knowing how easy rimming is, I don’t see the reason for a straw. In fact, it wasn’t til I came to the SDMB (on AOL) that I first heard the straw bit, and I’ve said from the first time that I heard it that I think it’s some embellishment that some non-felcher added because they didn’t understand/wanted to make it grosser or whatever.
Also, to back up Sqrl… as someone who has (in the bathroom in private) expelled semen from my anus on a number of occassions after anal sex (it feels too slimy to leave in there, so ya push it out) I’ve NEVER seen so much as a speck of poop in/on/near it, or on the TP after I wipe it off my butt.
Too much information, I know, I know.
>^,^<
“Cluemobile? You’ve got a pickup…”
OpalCat’s site: http://opalcat.com
The Teeming Millions Homepage: fathom.org/teemingmillions
There are also rimming clubs here in DC (well all over the US) but I don’t know of any felching clubs. Besides felching isn’t something you’d want to do with a stranger anyway only because barebacking is so dangerous.
HUGS!
Sqrl
Move over Satan. Now there’s something meatier. http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html
Clubs? I’m sure you don’t mean that they sit around and talk about rimming and felching while the secretary takes minutes.
Please explain this to me.
>^,^<
KITTEN
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
90% pure
0% more pure
2% equally pure
98% less pure
I answered honestly (I read the other scores first, so if I was trying for an effect, I’d have done better - or worse).
No drugs - not even tea or coffee
respectable - even for a teacher
How much fun have I missed?!
I just had deja vu, and I’m sure it’s happened before…
Oooops, meant to ask Ayesha how two chess players can have such different scores…
The results are in, Big Shooter. You are 47% Pure!
I guess that puts me in pergatory. What else is new?
Coldfire:
Yecch, me neither. Ever open up a grilled-cheese sandwich?
(A joke I heard on the radio that I couldn’t resist sharing)