Ai\ Yue- Ha
, excuse me for asking, but how did you get a score so high?
Felching…didn’t know what it was before.
Let me just say this:
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW.
I may be one of the DWGs, but-- uh-uh.
A very emphatic “uh-uh”, at that.
You can have it, Sqrl. I’ll stick with jello and Ben-Gay wrestling with Jazzy and Di.
“ChrisCTP-…the sweetheart of the SDMB…” --Diane
Chris’ Homepage: Domestic Bliss
** WARNING: LAME AMSTERDAM JOKE AHEAD ! **
Hey, I’m from Amsterdam for cryin’ out loud, and I didn’t even know what felching was !
And, indeed, it does sound gross. Makes you wonder who first came up with such a thing.
Sqrl, what’s the deal here ? I’m very openminded towards all sexual orientations and expressions thereof, but I can’t seem to grasp this one. Is this considered to be some high level of intimacy or is it, as I suspect, just another experiment by people for whom nothing is gory and confrontational enough ?
Again, no disrespect or offence intended, just wanna know.
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
** WARNING: LAME AMSTERDAM JOKE AHEAD ! **
Hey, I’m from Amsterdam for cryin’ out loud, and I didn’t even know what felching was !
And, indeed, it does sound gross. Makes you wonder who first came up with such a thing.
Sqrl, what’s the deal here ? I’m very openminded towards all sexual orientations and expressions thereof, but I can’t seem to grasp this one. Is this considered to be some high level of intimacy or is it, as I suspect, just another experiment by people for whom nothing is gory and confrontational enough ?
Again, no disrespect or offence intended, just wanna know.
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Sorry 'bout that. My mousefinger is shaking all over from that felching story 
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Just read the whole felching thing…
I dont know what to say…
I never even knew such a thing existed…
Gonna go lie down now.
As the only person here who admits to having felched, I just have to say it is perhaps the most intimate thing that you can do with a person. Coldfire, felching is not gory or confrontational. In fact there is a felching/rimming society in Amsterdam (big surprise, right?). If you can think of it, it has probably been done. I know in theory it sounds revolting but after having it done to me and the wonderful feelings that it invoked, I had to do it to my lover (again long term and monogomous). It is not something that you would ever do with a stranger or someone that you have only been dating a year or so. I suppose the straight men can do a version of felching with a woman anally as well as vaginally.
To conclude, I admit that it sounds gross, but to be the recipient it really is not that bad. If anyone has ever rimmed it is basically that with semen/lube thrown in.
I know that is too much information, but I needed to explain some things.
HUGS!
Sqrl
Move over Satan. Now there’s something meatier. http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html
Sorry if I made you feel bad…I was just a little stunned, there arent too many things I havnt read about or tried.
But with further reflection, I guess its the gay mans equivalent of ‘straight guy comes in longtime girlfriend, goes down, kisses her after’…and as we women say, “A real man eats what he shoots.”
Hugs to you Sqrl.
No offense Sqrl and if you have stated this before I am sorry I must have missed it. But are you female or male?
Jeffery
Sqrl, yes guys do it both ways with women.
Hugs back to you! 
Louie-
I’m 16, somewhat religious, from a small town in Indiana. I’ve never had a girlfriend. My mother is a recovering alcoholic, as his my paternal grandfather. My maternal grandfather died of lung cancer from smoking, and my father’s entire family smokes. Christmas was like aversion therapy. So, no sex because no partner, no drugs or booze because of examples of the results, and no drugs because I wasn’t interested in making myself stupid, even temporarily.
shrug I’ll get over the high score.
Questions I answered yes:
Masturbation
Jaywalking
Lying
Profanity
Hey StrTrkr777, I am a man. And I know your response to it now is, “EEEEEWWW!” It was nice to hear that straight people do this type of thing too.
HUGS!
Sqrl
PS BIG HUGS to Missy2U
Move over Satan. Now there’s something meatier. http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html
John, sweetie, can I adopt you?
Really, my family is pretty cool, and I really like you…move to Canada, and come live at my house…
(coaxingly) You can masterbate…I will even let you swear!
Hey Kelli -
If you’re adopting John, does that mean you’re not helping me kidnap Auraseer? (Wait, that means I wouldn’t have to share…)
Sqrl - Although you say that you don’t, (and I believe you) all of the descriptions of felching I have heard involved a straw.
I think that is why it sounds so sick.
>^,^<
KITTEN
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
ROLLS EYES
Oh yeah Diane…sucking cum outta some mans ass with a straw is WAY grosser than sticking your tongue in… 
I cant even type this with a straight face!
Kel - Well YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH, I do think it is worse to suck it out with a straw than to simply rim the guy.
GAWD, just think about it. With rimming, you are just getting a small amount on your tongue compared to slurping out a mouthful of whateverthehell is all in there.
>^,^<
KITTEN
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
Oh and Falcon…I dont want to adopt him for sex…I really like him…I would be proud to have a smart sensitive boy like that for my own.
And I still want us to go kidnap Auraseer…yummy!
Very funny Scotty…
Now beam up my clothes!
Sqrl, that’s cool that you are a man. It is just one of those perception things that is difficult with the net. If someone does not specifically say and their screen name or real name is ambiguous, then all you have is statements.
I have thought severl posters were female or male until I saw I post that brought my thinking into question.
I thought Polycarp and Auraseer were female for a while. Maybe it was the Sqrl part, I dunno.
Anyway.
Jeffery
Aw, c’mon gang…five years ago, oral sex was a foul thought to me (Didn’t you think it was gross when you were a kid? Didn’t you think sex was gross when you were a kid?). My response was along the lines of what y’all have said about felching: “Ew, gross, why would anyone want to do THAT?” Granted, most people have heard of oral sex (vs. felching), but regardless it remained repulsive as an idea to me.
Now, I find it great fun, to both give and receive.
So, if it’s between consenting adults, and doesn’t involve children/animals/decaying matter/drugs, I don’t really care. You know, I just learned what felching was in the recent few months after years of being in the dark. I really don’t find it to be that big of a deal.
Sqrl, I bow to your honesty and bravery in discussing such things so openly in this forum. Kudos!
I used to think the world was against me. Now I know better. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.
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