I’m gonna grope you like the Donald!
Eww. Thread winner.
“Release the KRAKEN!” (while climaxing)
“You sound like Bart Simpson when you come.”
“How do you know what Bart Simpson sounds like when he comes?”
‘i will pick up the hook.
you will see something new.
two things. and i call them
Thing One and Thing Two.
these Things will not bite you.
they want to have fun.’
Okay, I’m just gonna say it. I voted for Trump.
Hey, I told you I pledged to drain the swamp…
You WHAT???