“I’ve heard of cauliflower ear… but who the hell has been punching your Cooch!?”
That reminds me, we need guacamole.
Here, it’s for you.
You really should see a doctor about that.
“I’m sorry if you don’t like it, but I can’t return your 100€.”
I met your old girl friend today , we compared notes, it’s a pretty short list.
Now … let’s see … how is this done?
Blood… blood… blood… blood… blood…
I wonder if Bigfoot is real?
Ok, all the people whose name starts with A-M: get on top!
" No, my name really is Fanny Felcher. Why do you ask?"
Stop! It doesn’t bend that way!
It’s an oldie, but goodie…
“Is it in yet?”
Likewise:
“Is that as far in as it goes?”
Oh no, it’s not starved for oxygen…it’s stained from Miracle Gro.
“What’s this on my finger?”
Your father said you did it better than this.
I’m gonna get all Mike Pence on you, baby.
I got the test results back.
This reminds me of my ex.