Safeword, schmafeword.
Something’s crawling out of it!
I’m no gynecologist, but…
Do you think Betty White is hot?
Could you maybe try to sound like Betty White while we’re doing it?
I forget, what did you say your name was?
Is it OK if I call you “Betty White”?
Oh shit, I forgot to take off my watch.
Whelp, I’m done…seeya around!
(pointing) Uhhh…what’s that?
Hello…hello…hello…
Is…is…anybody…body…in…in…here…here…
That reminds me - we’re out of tuna fish.
Sorry . . . I hope it grows back.
Did I leave the stove on?..
Oh, just fish around a while…you’ll find it.
Do you smell smoke?
Joke: the definition of rodeo sex
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[li]You mount your wife from behind and while fucking her you whisper into her ear, “your sister has much nicer breasts than you,” and then you try to hold on for 8 Seconds.[/li][/ul]
Say, this is a nice little cunt you got!
Oh, hey, your mother called earlier.
[QUOTE=Nelson Pike]
Say, this is a nice little cunt you got!
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Not sure I’d mind that one so much.
Your cunt is big enough for* two *dicks!
Aren’t there any tightening exercises you can do???
“Part your legs, you whore, just like you do for every man at that restaurant where you work”
This was said on my fifth wedding anniversary. I did not have a sixth.