I hope he doesn’t mind me posting this, but Sailorboy is on a tour of the Pentagon right now. I said he should ask where Mulder is. He said he’ll find the alien fetuses. So, what do you think would be some bad things to say? I just thought of “Thanks, this top-secret stuff I found will look great on my website!”
Well, if you’re in the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff’s office, “Go Navy” would be a gran faux pas.
Saying ‘So is it true that there is a structural weakness in the northwest wall, that if a relatively small charge went off, a great deal of the building would colapse ?’ would be a bad idea.
“See. I told you I could get a gun past the guard.”
“All We Are Asking, Is Give Peace A Chance.”
or, optionally:
“All Hail The Glorious Stalinist-Leninist People’s Revolutionary Uprising!”
Damn it, have you seen where I put my Ebola?
Hey, what’s this button do?
So, how does it feel to have another draft dodger in line to be CINC?
Could you tell me where to deliver this package the nice Middle-Eastern gentleman at the gate gave me?
Really, which one of ours did the Kursk hit?
If he were alive today, General Lee could kick your asses.
Where’s Joshua? You know, the WOPR? I wanna play tic-tac-toe.
Aldrich Ames was right, this place IS a security pushover.
If I ask, will you tell?
ok you are to funny rel i love you to death and thank god i didnt say anything like this good lord they would have killed me but i do have to say it would have been one hell of a cool deatyh lol
love always
your sailorboy
Sailorboy-
Please don’t tell me your in a position to launch a missle, are you?
I need to be able to sleep tonight.
Don’t worry, Cnote, sleep well.
I used the bathroom in the FBI building while touring the place with my family. When I came out and rejoined the tour group I announced, “I saw Scully in there, she was drying her hands.”
Well, I thought it was cute.
Good lord, man. What on earth did you smoke while hanging around the Pentagon? Even drunk, most people use some punctuation and that wacky little "“Shift” key.
When I was a little boy I loved to go to “Toys are Us”.
Now that I am grown up, I want to go to “Weapons are US”. Am I in the right place?
“I summon thee mighty Cthulhu! Accept my offering, Rise from the Deeps and ravage this World!”
Oh, hang on, Pentagon?
“Yep, just like the Russian photos said it would look like.”
“Where is the lost & found? I want to hand in this ticking brief case.”
Take off running and yell “Jihad!”
Refer to absolutely everyone as “Comrade”. Whenever passing under a security camera, crawl on your belly. Carry around a geiger counter and keep muttering to yourself, “Its all over, its all over.” Go to the supply closet; pretend you’re a barrel; when asked what you’re doing, state that 1) you are not at liberty to divulge that information, and 2) since your position has been compromised, you are now going to have to call for air support. Carry a notepad around with you. Write EVERYTHING down that people tell you. Immediately remove the piece of paper and place into a sealed envelope, which you then place into an iron-clad lock box.
Ooooh, lookie here. Someone sent me another e-mail that says “I LOVE YOU,” these are my favorite attachments!!
Hezbollah!
Excuse me, sir, can you direct me to vere they keep the nuclear wessels?