Your face will freeze way. (It didn’t)
Just in case my lovely little girl ever had to ride in an ambulance I told her the ambulance drivers drove really fast with sirens so they could get back to the hospital for lunch. One day on our walk home from junior school an ambulance blared past us with an especially loud and somehow more urgent wail, tiny Em gathered herself and said " God mammy! He must have coleslaw on his sandwiches!" If I ever get a chance to go back in time, I’d love to spend another day with that tiny sweetheart
There was a Calvin and Hobbes strip where the Dad told Calvin once upon a time the world was in black and white.
I loved that comic.
6 year olds are great. You can tell them anything.
Eventually, the six year odls grow up and tell their parents that they are going to The Home.
:dubious:
That’s better than the kids telling their parents that they’re going to a nice farm up-state where they can hang out with other old folks. :eek:
A cautionary tale.
Be nice to your children, or have a vasectomy.