This thread.
(Well, somebody had to say it.)
I considered coming in with the bacon thing, but I think that’s more of a joke than anything else. Kind of a running gag. For all that people post Facebook jokes about bacon, they’re not actually eating any more of it than they used to.
It’s kind of the food version of the zombie thing. Zombies are all the shit, and have been for about ten years. 20 years ago if you;d gone on and on about what you planned to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse people would think you were stupid, insane, or both, but now it’s fashionable. Nobody ACTUALLY prepares for it, though.
I’m sure that’s a big part of it, but I have a friend who is dead serious about her bacon love (it’s actually really annoying, she not only thinks it’s delicious but also that it’s really good for you…she’s always believing in some health bullshit), and she says bacon sales are way up. I could google that to see if it’s true, but I don’t feel like it.
It didn’t?
Low fat butter
**First time sex
**Wedding and bridal shower anything…is it realy that important what color dresses the bridesmaids wear, or what kind of salad dressings there are or if the bride had a cake or cupcakes at the shower?
**Lamaze classes, once heavy labor hits it all goes out the window while you scream for drugs
**barnes and noble bookstores
**car shows
**new years eve
**2.5 kids and a dog
Massages
Arrested Development*
Crowded Social Events
1080p HD
Joss Whedon
*The TV series, not the psychological disorder
Absolutly.
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If you’re going to mix it into something else, it just needs to be neutral enough that it doesn’t overwhelm the mixers. If it’s by itself, it matters a little more what it tastes like. I’m a little sensitive to smells, so cheaper vodka smells more like rubbing alcohol to me; I tend to get stuff that’s been filtered a lot to reduce a little of the scent, but I’m not a big vodka fan.
New York
Anything zombie
Rickrolling
you monster
Pomegranites:expensive, difficult to eat, and sually sour. Why bother?
Along the same lines as above.
Crabs and crab legs. I don’t get the hype. You spend more energy trying to get at the meat than what its worth, at least to me.
Say what now? I love pomegranates and crab, you’ve crossed a line now!
Jewelry. All of it. I think I’m being pretentious if I wear a watch. Which only happens on vacations, because when is there a better opportunity to be pretentious than when you’re surrounded by strangers?
Mt. Rushmore
The Leaning Tower of Pisa
Re cell phones: a week ago, I ruptured my Achilles tendon while out in the woods behind my house with my 5 year old son. As it turned out, I was able to crawl on my hands and knees back to the house (not an enormous distance, I’m guessing 200-250 yards), and my wife drove me to the ER from there.
But it was damned comforting, I can tell you, knowing that I could pull that cell phone out of my pocket and call 911 or my wife if I needed to.
Popcorn
Ice cream
hot tub sex
What is the pretense? That you know how to tell time?
Bacon sales ARE up in recent years but that’s actually a common occurrence in bad economic times. When times are tough people eat less of some foods and more of others, and one of the most common tradeoffs is less beef, more pork.
Thomas Jefferson fucked black people too that doesn’t mean the shit he said wasn’t racist.
You do realize that stereotypes that aren’t explicitly negative are still racist and bad and make you sound like an irrational person right?
I’m pretty far from being politically correct. I wouldn’t mind if this was supposed to be some sort of joke, but are you really just going to genuinely throw racial stereotypes around like that? Even if they’re just bizarre stereotypes you made up yourself it’s still not cool.
I’m reminded of The Onion’s “Little Known Racial Stereotypes.”
I’ve hooked up with a couple of black girls. Coincidentally enough, they both commented that they liked my hairy chest. Should I extrapolate that all black women like men with hairy chests because those two did?
Uh, after doing a reread I’ve concluded that my previous post comes across as way more of a whiney lecture than I imagined it being in my head. Sorry guys. I was going for more of a “That’s a weird ass stereotype to have…” vibe but it came out unnecessarily bitchy.