Things that AREN'T jarbabyj expressions

Ball-peen hammer

Titmouse

Ballcock nut

Half-round bastard file

Breeding bitch

Spoke nipple

Jug Band

Mahogany crotch

I don’t know about any of you…but this is either becoming my porn star name or the name of my new all girl industrial band.

jarbaby

When I write my bastardized Western, I’m naming one of the cowhands Spoke Nipple.

And ya know, that might make a good name for an alt.country band that leans sharply towards the alt.

It could also be a good title for a one woman show about her breasts.

A slight hijack, sorry but I gotta know…

What kind of Mother’s Day gift is a half-round bastard file?

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