Things you don't want to hear in the "Porn Theater".....

The BBQ Pit
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  1. You need a hand with that?
  2. Dude! Is that your wife?
  3. OOOOH! Sorry 'bout that!
  4. Can I give you hand with that?
  5. Dude! That’s your wife!

or any “animal” sounds…

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You forgot:

  1. Oops, I’m sorry about that.
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  1. Let’s get outta here my feet are sticking to the floor…
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  1. Freeze! Police!
5

Reverend O’Brien, do the cartoons come on after this?

6

That’s funny, you don’t look Japanese…

7

Heh. Reminds me of an ad I saw for a porn site that reminded you that a month-long membership to their site was less than the price of a call to your mother.

8

$3.99 a minute to call my mother. Not something I’m really proud of.

9

Praise the Lord, Father Joseph. That IS a miracle.

Hi Daddy. This is my boyfriend Snake. Snake, get your hand out of my pants and shake with my father.

10

Mom? What are you and grandma doing here?

11

Albatross!

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Yes, Lord, I will obey, Lord, I will smite the sinner, Lord, which one, Lord, this one here?..

13

Funny? In the PIT?

I’m telling. You guys are in SO MUCH TROUBLE!

14

I know it’s supposed to be anonymous restroom sex, son, but I recognized your birthmark – it was there when you were born. Now, bront or back?

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Hey, your lips are purtier than that actress’ lips up on the screen there.

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Mmmm I meant to do that!!/Pee Wee Herman

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Wooo! I’m masturbating like a motherfuck!

Or is that what you want to hear? I’m confused.

18

[non-rapping usher]

Dude, you’ll have to move, we haven’t disinfected these seats yet.

[/non-rapping usher]

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[rapping Usher]

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

[/rapping Usher]