A companion to my “How much am I missing by not being an expert…” thread.
Things you’re expected to know/do, but don’t…
Them: “You live in Hawaii and don’t swim?”
Me: “Nope, and I don’t do the hula either”
Them: “You don’t change your own car oil?”
Me: “Nope, on my last truck, the oil filter was a pain to get to. Also, I don’t like the idea of having 2 tons over me while I lay on my back.”
Them: “You live near the stadium, you must go to a lot of football games”
Me: “Nope, have no interest in football and been there three times, only once for a football game. And that was only because it was my high school’s homecoming game.”
Them: “It’s the basketball, football, baseball, finals, playoffs, whatever. Aren’t you exciting and watching the games?”
Me: "Who’s playing?
Edit: Before you snark at me, while all the questions and responses are true, they’re not meant to sarcastic, just what came to mind at the moment.