Bwhaaaa… hilarious. Always keep ‘em guessin’, right?
“At this time I decided to wrap a pork loin entirely in bacon.” I was watching Ritchie I bought my smoker from on a DSC HD show where he stuffed a skinned alligator with crawfish, shrimp, cream cheese, jalapenos, etc and wrapped it in bacon. Fittingly, when done the bacon kinda looked like some nice gator luggage.
Homemade vodka? Wow, I’m afraid trying to perfect that process would probably drive me to drinking. How many times do you filter?
Awesome. Do you do AC work too? I know a guy that’d much rather give you 30k than some big company. Plus he’d probably feed you while you’re there.