This Just In: Britney Spears is Ferociously Boring

[Tuckerfan]

Color me unsurprised.

There is a theory that a star’s intellectual development is stunted the moment they become famous. For Britney a Mickey Mouse education was a reality, not a description. She joined the Mickey Mouse Club at the age of 11. It could be argued she has been 11 ever since. Even now this on-screen temptress, who encourages men to join the mile high club in her videos, is seen out in public with her mother stroking her hair extensions like a pet.

[shy_guy]

Maybe I’m confused.

What exactly is the point of the article? The guy mostly seems irritated that she doesn’t provide stock answers to lame celebrity-gossip questions that he tried to ask her at press conferences. He then even goes on to say that she is interesting when she goes out of control.

After much thinking, here is a list of Britney’s far reaching impact: she has made the midriff fashionable; brought back the trilby and flat caps; popularised the LA bimbo look; paved the way for the likes of Jessica Simpson and Mandy Moore, and made boob jobs for teenage girls commonplace.

So… what is she supposed to do exactly? How is she more boring than a zillion other pop stars?

But it was around this time that Britney perfected the use of the “that’s personal” deflective response to any question not directly about the product she was promoting. This technique is now industry standard and has helped devalue the celebrity interview even further.

As I said, it sounds like he’s just pissed that she won’t tell him who she’s banging.

[RealityChuck]

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