“Lady, this just ain’t your day.”
[ul]Tarzan Stripes forever!
A red brick!
He’s a fungii!
If I put terpentine on a cat’s ass, he can pass a Porsche!
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Yes, doesn’t it?
Do start that other thread, lagomorph. There’s a couple I’m dying to find out; I just can’t remember if I’ve herd them.
PS. As the actress said to the bishop.
“Urinate. But if you had any tits you’d be a ten.”
“Oh no! Not another breatholizer test!”
“What ever you do, don’t ask her for a hot dog!”
“Oh no! I’m not a Marine – I’m just wearing his hat!”
“What do I care what a cow heard? I’ve got no secrets from a cow.”
“I can see your house from here.”
And now we will never know why there are two pink seals painted at the bottom of the pool!
“If the foo shits, wear it”
“Small medium at large”
someday I will find out what no soap-radio means
Might be maggots, she’s been dead for weeks.
That’s Nacho Cheese, that’s Nacho Cheese!
Then go wash your hands. I want a cheese sandwich.
Says, “I don’t think so” and disappears.
A purple fish.
You may want to try this thread if you want to find out the joke behind the punchline.
Not being retarded.
“Evil Boll Weevil !”
“I’m a rabbit in Wyoming!”
A potato and a six pack.
At the door stood the pig and the cow.
He’s not the one being punished, Cindy Crawford is.
“So I’m hiding naked inside this fridge, right?”
“Let me see that map again.”
Where do you want these blinds, Sisters?
The guy says to the barkeep, “Easy. I showed him.”
“I guess we really do taste like chicken.”
Are you going to believe a lawyer who tells you the Czech’s in the male?
Hang on a minute, boy. I’m coming with you today.
“Wousy.”
“You can bet your ass its not gonna be Cherios”
“I’m lookin’ fur the man who shot my paw”
“Is the bar tender here?”