Well Wolverine. The discussion is currently about how struuter and I will get our big break on tv using knishes and sporks. My girlfriend is somehow to appear on the Playboy channel, and Sauron is stuttering on and on about my co-star. Now, you’re up to date. 
I’ll bring the potato mashers out if you need another lesson. 
Damn, now that’s what I call class.
My apologies for the earlier double post, all. The site told me my connection timed out, and the post didn’t appear when I pulled the thread back up. So I posted again. Not sure what happened. Oh well.
<grabs Sauron, rubs her firm knishes against his broad chest and plants a big knish…I mean kiss on his lips>
Don’t worry about it. You didn’t miss anything…feel like knishes?
BTW, wolverine…that was very nice. Bravo.
Why oh why do these things always turn into food discussions? Hey all you noshers! There is a THREAD running amok and all you are doing is discussing things Knishish.
Don’t make me get my story book out…
I know how to kill this thread dead…
::Pulls out the phone book::
AA cleaners 869-2256
Aaamazing plants856-5655…
Ha Ha! I don’t think so, Odieman.
Aardvarks Anonymous 458-9567
Aaron’s Dry Cleaning 567-9574
What’s up with your phone book? Isn’t AAAmazing plants be before AA cleaners?
All,
The time has come for me to try to get some sleep. I'm gonna give being on time for work a shot. The life of a DBA is so hectic. :)
struuter, I’ll dream of your knishes tonite!
(will you dream of my sporks?)
<Walks out dressed in karate outfit, carrying a case>
Cobravert, as a fellow master of the culinary arts (Hell, I STARTED the whole spork thing, back in the other thread), I am forced to challenge you in a death-duel, to decide which one of us will have rights to struuter’s knishes.
BUT, as the Super-Mega-Threadkiller-o-Doom pwill has pointed out, whilst we are discussing networks, there is a crazy thread on the loose. Lord knows what harm it can do while we banter over series rights and baked goods.
I, for one, will not stand for this.
<Opens briefcase, pulls out a single, shiny spork>
This spork, entrusted to me by the lovely struuter in our previous battle, shall be my only tool as I go off to struggle with the monstrosity before us. I feel sad that Tymp has not yet come to this thread, broadsword in hand, to aid me in valient struggle, but it appears it is up to me.
Onward!
<charges through door, closes it>
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<Walks back in>
It seems that I left through the wrong door. BUT, do not fear, for now I know the proper exit to use! Once again, ONWARD! TO GLORY!
<charges after thread>
Errrr it went thataway…
I’m so ready to add strutters comment “I’ve got hot knishes and I know how to use them” to my sig line.
Also, I’m so not surprised by Wolverines actions, posting sans reading. That’s the problem with those UofM critters! Go Bucks!
I’ve got worldwide right to this one… who needs some commercial time?
Ha! The fool has fallen for my trap! What Jester does not know is that through that door lies certian destruction! The real crazy thread is through the secret trap door in the ceiling! Through that door is a series of three traps so…um…hard, that only the coolest dude can survive! He’ll never make it! That’s a lotta exclimation marks! The first trap is one of those pail-of-water-on-the-door-which-is-opened-just-a-crack traps! Ingenious, I know. The second is a pit covered by grass, which leads to the room that we put all the trolls in! He’ll never survive that one! They get progressively worse, as you can tell. The third one is so horrible that I cannot even bear to mention it at this time! Maybe Jester can enlighten you all when he gets there, if he makes it! With him now gone, there is nothing that can stop me! Well, I guess there is, but at this rate you’ll all be gone soon! BWAA HA HA HA HA!
People, People, People,
Didn’t I try to warn you about the knich?
:walks off muttering: some people never listen, I told them not to eat the figgin knish but will they listen to me no Oh Nooooooooo, Fine, Good, Great, Let them eat it see if I careblah blah blah
This is the worst episode of the Brady Bunch ever!
Has anybody seen the thread lately? You all have been so busy sporking knishes and kissing pnorks and the like that your nearly let the damniable beast sneak off. I happened to catch it just as it was creeping out the back door.
I saw a bit of fur and grabbed for it. Why I don’t believe it. It looks just like a little baby puppy—the really cute kind. And it looks happy and playful and cute
On the outside…But when I swatted it on the nose (by the way,someone clean up that puddle will ya?) It revealed its true colors. It snarled and snapped at me and got me on the hand. Just look where it bit me.
:looks down in horror to see that her hand has turned into . . . . . . .
JDT’s uncircumsized penis.
BwaaahaHaHa Ha
Yeah, this could come in handy indeed.
I’ve alway wanted a one-eyed wonder worm, a…
(Ok everybody, jump right in and complete the sentence.
We’ll try to euphimise it to death.
Hmmm…is it even possible to hijack this thread?