Returns with the threadpup on a leash.
Ok guys I finally found the manual for this damn beast. It seems he only grows weak when taunted with bad words and attempted murder and such. When people LOVE him, he just grows cuter and fluffier and evil-er. Yes that’s his plan, he becomes so fucking cute, no one can stand to off him.
Are we going to let him get away with this?
:puts gun in puppies mouth, he licks my hand:
(nod to Aha–how ya like this?)
Poop.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!! WE WILL NOT HARM ANY ANIMALS IN THIS THREAD…CAPICE!!!
Pup senses the evilness of this gesture and turns into
A one eyed wonder worm, with a vague resemblence to a former poster who will not be named.
Ok, Now do you want to try to kill it???
Nay, good Jester! Do not doubt this Thread Killer’s honor or determination to aid his brethren whenever need should arise! After all, this broad sword, the finest in my armory, is a gift from you. This fine blade and the sturdy arm that wields it are forever at your service, good and mighty Thread Killer.
‘Tis good to stand steeled for battle once more with my finest warrior companions at my side. Show me this new, insolent thread that would dare rise up, even in the presence of, and under threat from the finest, noblest band of assassins this message board has seen. We will show the evil beast that it, like its ancestors and all of its kind will not long be tolerated on this earth!
For glory, honor, and ironclad genitals, to war!
Look into his face if you dare.
God that was disturbing Mermaid.:shudder: must scrub eyes out
:eek:
Well, I only have one thing to say to that…
AAH!! That’s some freaky stuff!
I’m at work…I’m ignoring mermaid’s link just in case 
But…the return of Tymp has reminded me…I too received an award from the last thread battle…
Fierra goes to magic, snow storing fridge, steps to the side and opens door…small avalanche of snow sweeps out and buries cute, puppy-like thread…
There, lets see if that will hold him!
Damn! (puppy shakes head & starts to play with the snow)
OK, any more ideas?
Tymp, I brought some three-in-one oil for your armour this time…
Aha!
Jester I accept your duel! Alas, you have a mighty, shiny spork and all I have is the “Plastic Spoon of Thwapping!” (in a pinch I’ll use it to hurl great big ugly spitballs at an unblindingly slow lob towards your general direction)
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*Originally posted by Cobravert *
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That's disgusting!!!!!
…you’d have thought he’d put the cucumber in FRONT, not in BACK…
Morning, all.
I’ve done a little reconnaissance on the beast’s hindquarters. Unless it’s absolutely necessary, I’m not gonna be going down the alimentary canal of THIS thing. Just seeing the spot I’d come out has disgusted me beyond words.
Then why did you put the goose grease on, Sauron?
Sometimes fierra, you don’t want to ask questions unless you really want to know the answers, I suspect this is one of those questions that may best be left unanswered.
I kinda like it, actually. Makes me feel all warm and squooshy. Plus chicks dig it. Nothing like the vision of a pale, slightly flabby man lathered up in goose grease to get them all excited.
Good question, fierra. I think he’s thinking of my sig.
Morning all. I’m ready for today’s adventures. I have coffee in hand. I’m ready to battle–nice codpiece, btw Tymp…I especially like what you’ve done with it…the whole jewel encrusted look is very you–and I’m with Sauron and Jester on this one. I think we’re going to have to be aggressive.
If you guys will take up arms, I’ll volunteer to riddle it with a storm of petty and ineffective insults.
Hey! You! Thread! Yeah…you big…dummy. That’s right. You heard me! I said…um…I mean it…whatever it was I said.
And…and…you are…ummmmm…very…oh, shit…I’m not good at this at all.
<finally, in frustration, just walks over to thead and kicks it>
There. That’ll learn ya.
<spins around to leave in a huff, slips on Sauron’s goose grease and lands on her…ouch>
You can leave in a huff. If that’s not good enough, you can leave in a minute and a huff.
-Groucho, I think<rubbing aching bum>
Thanks thinks…that was supposed to make me feel better…right? Ouch…
Sorry, dear. Here, let me help…
<rub rub rub>