Thanks, DW. Next round of knishes is for you. 
fierra, you crack me up. What a great sense of humor–all packed in such an attractive form. My kids were so jealous when I told them I had a friend across the pond.
And anybody can play. That’s why it’s so much fun. 
I guess this grease problem is getting out of hand. How much difficulty do you think I’ll have convincing Sauron to take a bath?
Maybe I can ply him with a trail of knishes?
Hey beeblbrox. I see you over there. Anybody welcome you yet? If not, you came to the right place.
I like your username.
You’ll take my grease when you pry it from my cold, slimy fingers. And toes. And bellybutton. And … well, no need to go there, just yet. This thread is still way too perky.
Well how do you like that? I press my firm knishes, I plant kisses and I offer a bath.
I’ll have you know that I have already attacked the thread. I heaped moronic insults upon it and kicked it. Didn’t work, no, but still…
So what does the winner get for killing the thread? An official SD t-shirt or something?
Just the knishes Amp, just the knishes…
And we’re not sure what knishes are anymore. Food, anatomy, weapons of mass destruction or something more sinister? Whatever they are, I’d love to see 'em. struuter? 
Just the knishes? My god, man! Have you forgotten the glory, the honor, the sexual innuendo???
[sub]Ahem. That oughtta kill 'er[/sub]
struutercoo-ed
I’m not picky if you aren’t
Jester said
and then Dire Wolf howled
Sheesh! I would first like to dispell whatever rumor there is going around that I’m frigid. Patently untrue. “[P]rimed and ready” OTOH, is a natural state for me, fierra merely adds that special something, call it a glimmer in my eye if you wish.
And on that note, I was keeping a cautious eye on all things goose-greasy, so while I might “fall” on struuter, it won’t be because I slipped.
Sex with Menudo?!?!?!?! Count me out.
::shudder:: Menudo? Ugh! Would they be singing at the time? And thank you for the charming image…
Is there a way we could convince all the members of Menudo to gather one last time and sing to the thread? That would kill it, I bet.
Yeah, that would do it. Also, having Michael Jackson sing in the thread. Or just appear, actually. Have you seen him lately. I didn’t realize that he could get any scarier looking.
Great googley-moogley. If we need Michael Jackson to kill this thread…I shudder to think what we’ve come to.
<ducks at the realization that she typed the words ‘shudder’ and ‘come’ in the same sentence. slaps hands over mouth in shock>
ahem Um…So how is everyone today…? Good…good…
gulp Ah…hehehe…why’s everybody looking at me like that?
<sneaks behind thinksnow and buries her head in her hands in embarrassment>
Ohh, like a virgin…all shiny and new/
Like a virgin
Touched for the very first time…
::swivels hips sexily:: 
Sorry but I listened to said song twice last night- I got a Madonna CD. Was it entertaining? Anybody calling for a lap dance? (I HAD to get you guys to stop talking about Michael Jackson and Menudo or I’d vomit or something.)
Good Lord, struuter, I knew you were shameless, but … damn.
I like you even more now.
Nothing to add. I just wanted to have the honor of following a post in which struuter used the words “shudder”, “come”, “mouth”, and “gulp”.
Excuse me whilse I drop an ice cube down my pants.
How long was this expected to take? It’s 6 pages already…
:o
(and I was going to drop that ‘strumpet’ thing from my sig.)
<prays no one thinks to use any of the previous posts in THEIR sig>
I do believe you fit the title gloriously… hmmm…I need a sig, lemme look around a bit.