Interesting choice of songs, Zoggie. I don’t think there’s anybody virginal in this thread. 
(Oh, and thanks for getting Madonna in my head…)
I sense a horrible pattern forming. First Menudo, then Michael, now Madonna. Who’s next, Mariah?
::runs screaming::
Oh, now that was just uncalled-for. Why punish ourselves? How about Morrison? Van or Jim. Meat Loaf? Men Without Hats? Okay, maybe not the last one…
(see how good I am at diverting attention away from embarrassing situations?)
Totoro raises an interesting and troubling question. This thread is already six pages long. I believe its precursor made it to eight (?) pages before it was finally killed – and that took WEEKS. In other words, SoT is growing MUCH faster than its ancestor. Somebody’s gonna have to figure out why, and that may require an, uh, … internal investigation.
Why is everyone looking at me?
Sauron…should’ve taken me up on that bath offer, sweetie. I think the grease makes you the obvious choice…
Hey! Anybody have a reeeeealllly big x-ray machine? Nope? Well, I tried.
Thankies.
bows
Well, you are lubricated…
Damn! Too slow!
Doesn’t matter; yours used the word ‘lubricated.’ I can’t use words like that…gets me into trouble, donchaknow.
Oh my. Me being able to access the thread in the afternoon and evening, it seems that I have missed oh-so-much. Puppies and goose grease and now we’re putting poor Sauron up some thread’s bum. I mean come on, let’s think this through. We really don’t know where this thread has been. And now we just go shoving things in it’s behind? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I do like the idea of hearing the nice ::quip:: of Sauron sliding into something’s behind…but we must consider the consequences…
“Sign up”, they said. “Kill a few threads”, they said. “It’s easy”, they said.
Easy my butt. Now I’m friggin’ glued to the damn computer all day and I haven’t done any work at all. Thank God my boss is off until Monday or if not this little fiasco could cost me my job.
[sub]Did I win yet?[/sub]
Well, of course you don’t win yet. Don’t be silly.
Or, well, DO be silly, but not in that particular fashion.
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by vix *
**I don’t think there’s anybody virginal in this thread.
[QUOTE]
On the contrary, I have vowed to live my life chaste so that my purpose and function as a warrior and mighty Tread Killer will not be dulled or delayed by temptation of the flesh. This glorious, jeweled codpiece I wear is locked quite securely in place.
[sub]Also, I have taken vows of prevarication, mystification and deception. Keep these latter vows in mind when considering my previous statements.[/sub]
Let me say right now that I am NOT in favor of anyone–especially Sauron–being inserted or otherwise entering ANYTHING’s bum. I stand firmly against any action of that sort. (I also try to stand firmly all the time, but that’s another story…AGH! I did it again!)
ahem And Amp, welcome to the club. Haven’t done a damned thing all day either. I have no self-restraint.
HOWDY! I’M BACK!!!
Didya miss me? I’ve had my wife at home this week. Which is very helpful, when you get those mid-afternoon urges to neck with someone. 
Oh yeah, the pipes froze over last night too. Yeah, they just unthawed a few minutes ago.
And it’s supposed to get up into the MID 60’s this weekend! HELL YA! I’ll have a chance to WARM up. And this snow, which is hanging on by sticking to shadows and benefitting by cold temps, will be history!.
About time. I was getting tired of this cold mess.
Does Firestone know this? I’m sure they’d love to talk to you.
Sigh. You’d be surprised how many times I heard this same thing in college, too. Maybe I shouldn’t have always asked on the first date.
Ah, well. No sense dwelling in the past. Back to the thread-killing hostilities.
Oh, and hi, Amp! Welcome!
Mock my speeth impediment, will you, Thaint Thero? Do that again and I’ll kick your ath, thcurvy nave!
Must… kill… thread… ugh
falls over
Must…kill…thread…before…I die…laughing…ahh…Sauron…too funny…
Okay, I’ve missed out on racinchikki with her duct tape and Trojans[sup]TM[/sup]. And fantasies…
I missed out on Simetra and his padding. And talking 'bout proud and noble canadian beaver. [sub]Yer never gonna get any beaver with THAT padding, son…[/sub]
I missed out on Odieman and Mauvaise with toys, and Mauv’s wonderfully Freudian typo…
I missed out on fierra and her whole. In the snow.
I missed out on thinksnow rubbing struuter’s um.
I missed out on Sauron and Tymp clanking around waving swords like deranged extras from a community theater production of Camelot and speaking as though they were quoting Shakespeare’s third cousin after an all night drunk… Honestly, Sauron, HOW can one knight excrete all that goose grease?
I missed out on The Mermaid saying “I saw a bit of fur and grabbed for it.” That’s one for the ol’ sig line…
I missed out on Dire Wolf canceling out all the other guys’ flirting just by showing up and bein’ hisself. And droppin’ an ice cube down his pants.
I missed out (Thank You, Jay-zus!) on sex with Menudo.
I missed out on Amp saying “Easy my butt”.
I missed out on struuter with her soft firm warm Emma-Peel-leatherclad knisches and Cobravert with his cucumber-stuffed tights (so THAT’S what the goose-grease is for) and their TV pilot.
I missed out on struuter saying “Just stick your hands in my knish and warm them!”. Come to think, I missed out on her saying lotsa neat stuff 'bout her knisch. And “shudder”, “come”, “mouth”, and “gulp”. And “I also try to stand firmly all the time” - Yeah, me too. Thankfully I’m seated while at work.
Yes, newbie that I am, I’ve dutifully missed out on yet another Cool-People’s Party Thread. SO! now that I AM posting here, y’all can quit worrying about this thread dying. It should be accomplished about 24 hrs from… oh, say, NOW!