I don’t see how this will end, except when it’s closed.
It’s too popular to escape attention for 24 hours.
Heretic! You dare doubt the skills of this powerful band! Off with his head!
You just couldn’t have that let that one die with the thread, Tygr? :o
well, last time sauron went for head, I mean, the head…urm, in head first (it ate him. We’re not going to discuss how he got aout, although I believe it involved heroic efforts with a spork!).
Anyway, he was covered with thread slime…so I gave him the goose grease to be prepared this time.
Talking of prepared…here’s the snausages for Dire Wolf…how you doin’? Shall I scratch your cute, little, wolfly ears whilst you eat?
sneaks in, stabs the thread in the neck
die, dammit.
You don’t know much about this board if you think sexual innuendo will kill a thread, in fact it makes it grow and it firms up it’s popularity.
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grrr…
HEY!! First THIS:
And then, to add insult to injury, a veteran thread-killer says:
(Italics mine)
I swear, it’s like I don’t matter anymore. First off, I was the one speaking Shakespeare slang with Tymp. Sauron has the grease, Tymp and I got the babbling, unnecesary speech.
That’s okay, though. That, I can handle.
But, etu, fierra? Yes, Sauron went into the thread, but I daresay, it definitely didn’t eat him. In fact, it was the completely wrong end. Nay, it was I who was eaten, and sparked the entire spork discussion when I dug my way out. That hurts, fierra, that hurts.
Now, I think it is obvious what I must do. I must go off, in self-declared exile, and part from our merry band. A shame, too, since Dire Wold just arrived, and pwill’s stories were getting good. But, I shall leave our ring around the fire, and wander off into the night to do solo battle with the thread-monster, to prove my honor to all of you.
Farewell, friends. I leave you with this single emoticon to remember me by.
<adjusts cloak, walks away from fire, spork in hand>
Alright, thready. I created you, and so help me, I’m gonna…
CHOMP!!
Crap.
Fierra sniffs, tearfully…Oh Jester, can you ever forgive me? It was, erm, post-traumatic thread syndrome or something like that…I repressed the memory of my last traumatic sight of you being swallowed by a monstrous thread, but this has brought it all back…
Fierra walks over to thread and kicks its side hard! Give him back you varmint, or I’ll feed you the rest of this goose grease & read you a fairy story so sickeningly sweet that you’ll barf him up!!! I’m warning you…
Some of us have to work.
And while I was at work today scheming up a way to kill this damnable thread, I thought “Hey I am an RN aren’t I?” “Well of course I am”. I replied to no one in particular. And I should use some the weapons I am most familiar with.
Well I found the nearest Doctor and told him of my plight and he wrote me up a whole shitload of scripts right on the spot for all sorts of mean nasty medications to give to the thread. oneof them is bound to work.
Let’s see what I’ve got Ooooh yessss We’ll start with this.
> strides right up the beast and smacks him on the snout.(I still haven’t forgotten about that little nip earlier)
>when thread-beast opens up his maw to protest, he gets about 10 gallons of something called “go-lyte–total colon cleanser/irritant/laxative/Holy-Mary-Mother-of-God-this-shit-is-viscious” poured down his gullet
Oh shit every body stand back. I know this probably won’t kill him. I just want to make him suffer a bit.
LOOK OUT I THINK HE’S GOING TO BLOW
Can I just say at this juncture that this is my one hundredth post?
you know, this reminds me of that song little milliAmp sings around the house. How does it go? OPh, yeah…
This is the song that does not end, Yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they’ll continue singing it forever just because, This is the song that does not end, Yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they’ll continue singing it forever just because…
And out of the thread’s behind comes Jester among all the other fun things that this thread has consumed. Look, there’s a couple of knishes! And there’s that puppie we were playing with earlier. Over there I think i see a certain cucumber that looks awful familier…
Only if you promise never to say “at this juncture again”
Yoink!!!
Alright! I have a new plan. I’m gonna wave my penis menacingly at the next person to reply to this thread…
hmmm…wait a minute…this thing won’t wave menacingly. I’m gonna flop it angrily…dang…
I’m just gonna moon 'ya.
I will tell you my life story, not only will that kill the thread, it will probably shut down the SDMB
Hey! Hands off the Cuke! It’s a prop. (I don’t need it…really).
::walks in wearing only a towel, with wives and their other husbands behind him.::
Hey, struuter. Want to go have some fun?
Hi, I’m back, with my monkey.
Do you want to pet my monkey?
It doesn’t bite, spits sometimes, but no biting.