Wave Tymp’s codpiece in Jester’s face. That oughta wake him up.
Wait a minute – what are you two DOING to Jester? That’s not how I learned CPR when I worked for the Red Cross. You’re supposed to blow in there … and then push on the …
Ohhhhhhhh. I see.
Hmmm.
Help! I can’t breathe! I’m passing out!
When the chips are down…or the Jester in this particular case, you can always count on the calm expertise and lyric quoting of capable nurses.
Thanks Mermaid. You are a gem.
(I will now await the onslaught of naughty remarks about how hot you look in that little uniform.)
Must…stop…posting…Must…get…some…work…
>wonders if Sauron wants a little CPR as well
take a number, form a line, we’ll see what we can do
…done
This is modern medicine, Sauron. Don’t question Mermaid, she’s the professional here.
You think you need cpr? 
I’ll see what I can do…
<lounging in his boxers, dozing lightly>
::shuddenly!!!::
Gak! Urgh!
<Our frosty hero clasps his chest and slumps over>
[sub]Actually, a very real concern for me with a stress related BP of, on average, 159/99 and a pulse of 63[/sub]
Dang… is this thread going to get a mature rating?
I’m mature, I can handle this.
Watching, that is. grabs chair
Adjust nurses cap on top of beauty-pagent big hair, reapplies shiny red lipstick, touches up blue mascara and powders her nose. Applies a liberal dose of Ciara perfume. Looks down at white blouse tied at waist revealing pierced belly button and lacey bra showing maximum 38dd cleavage, a white skirt/belt so short that would make even Ally McBeal blush and leaving about 6 inches of creamy white thighs exposed above the thigh high white stockings with the lace around the top. Adjusts her ankle bracelet and the straps on her white pumps with the 4 inch heels.
:coos: what this old thing?
Is it too late to play?
Quadruple posts
aren’t we cool? 
Holy Handmade Knishes, Mermaid! I thought nurses were supposed to keep people OUT of the hospital.
BTW, could I get a flavored knish, or is that a strictly after the fact thing?
Waaaait a minute … how can we be sure that Mermaid isn’t just some sort of freako SoT double-agent who’s trying to distract us from our sworn duty as threadkillers?
I’m afraid I’m gonna have to search you, ma’am.
Exactly what flavor were you interested in?
Great, now I’m wiping up more than drool from my keyboard.
Now this is fun. cracks open a cold drink.
Tee heee
Well if you have to…
Mind Sauron’s hands, Mermaid. They’re likely to slip…what with the goose grease and all.
And the problem with that is???