Threadkillers 2001!

Just keeping up with the thread, don’t mind me.

I think he’s just talking shit.

…this one’s of Kathmandu, at sunset, lovely isn’t it?

Man, I was next in line! Jeez Jester…thanks. :frowning:

Reminds me of that REM song…

‘That’s me in the corner’
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‘That’s me in spotlight…losing my religion’
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You know…the problem with this thread is that the wrong person started it. Now…if I had started this it wouldn’t have made it past the first page.

<looks at the fat, sloth-of-a-thread>
Maybe I should start singing those 70s ballads now…

There’s 70’s ballads?

Join me in a rendition of “One tin soldier”

Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
go ahead and cheat a friend
If do it in the name of Heavan
you can justify it in the end.
There won’t be any trumpets blowing
on that judgment day.
In the early morning afterrrrrrr
One tin soldier rides awaaaaaay.

Everybody

Go ahead…

Maybe this whole 70s ballad approach is too dangerous to the wrong element. I want to kill the thread…not everyone posting.

<considers Donna Fargo, Engelbert Humperdink, Helen Reddy and the BeeGees>

I don’t feel so good…

sigh

<collapses at the thought of singing ‘Baby, I’m a Want You’>

“Check the body”…“Yup, he’s cold. How long has he been down? Two HOURS?!”

[sub]Where’s the love?[/sub]

Billy don’t be a hero, don’t be a fool with your life…

[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by The Mermaid *
**

She said TITilating. Heh, heh, heh…

…here’s one of the street in front of the hotel, see that cow, see that pile of shit…

Here’s on of me receiving the trophy for killing this thread, right after stepping in the pile of cow dookie. Damn cow.

Thinksnow, you’re always cold…they were afraid you’d melt all over them (heehee!) if they gave you the Jester treatment…but I with my magic snow-cooling, autorefilling freezer can save you…Fierra draws a blanket of snow over herself and Thinksnow to enable her to concentrate better on the, on the, erm, yeah, resucitation attempts…

This thread will only die on the weekends.

Awwwww. You kids look so cute together! So frosty, so cool, so…blue???

:: pokes Fierra ::

You still alive under there? I’m not worried about the Man Of Snow…he’s got Prestone in his blood. But Fierra, you’re looking a little…crystalline.

BTW, nice story. You sure you’re not from down South here?

<shivering, but in a good way>

Ahhhhhh, thank you, dear one! Last time I got shut in a freezer and couldn’t breath :(, I tell you, it’s tough in these threads!

Anyhow… Snuggle in close, I’ll return the favor.

Hey Wolvie, you poked me! [sub]No one pays any attention for hours, and now that I want some privacy, we’ve got folks sniffing around everywhere![/sub]
BTW, struuter, WRT the flavored knishes, I was thinking cheese (asiago or parm), garlic maybe with some holy basil or Greek oregano, or chocolate (or is that right out of the question?). 'Course, you can get as…uh, creative with your “spices” as you wish [sub]I’ll eat anything you’ve got :D[/sub]

Need I even say anything?!?!?!?

<comes to slowly…sits up and looks around. fierra and thinksnow under a blanket of snow, snuggling…DW preening…just about everyone else watching Sauron frisk Mermaid>

Well, how do you like that. sigh Oh well…at least we’re past the 70s ballads.

Guess I’ll go make more knishes…

<heads into kitchen, stopping long enough to clock the thread with a good right hook>