Aw, innit sweet? Everyone pairing off…except the thread, of course! As long as it doesn’t reproduce by parthenogenesis, we’ll be okay!
I just looked at the board - tehre’s thousands of these things everywhere! We must kill everyone of them! It is our sacred task…
It is kinda chilly in here, I’ll just go see how DW’s doing…he can wrap his nice wolfly tail around my feet whilst I feed him snausages…and lime jello!
You’d be surprised at how hard it is to type with goose grease on your hands.
I’m gonna try to smear some of this stuff on the thread’s feet, to see if I can make it slip and fall. Maybe it’ll break its neck.
Good gravy, Sauron. Be careful. You might smell pretty appetizing to that monster. And I wouldn’t want him to gobble you up.
Time to get brutal! I’m leaving work now, so this is my last chance (today) to slay the beast.
::approaches with broken bottle, looking menacing::
…and this is us in front of the Yak & Yeti Hotel, lovely isn’t it?
I think the beast is tiring…
<edging toward it, cautiously reaching out to check its pulse>
::SNAP!::
Yikes! Full of vim and vigor, this one is!
Well, I’ll be back, I have to tend to my duties at the massage parlor.
“I have to take a Tang Tang!” - Beano
You know, thinks, I’d like to get involved in that thread but I have a feeling it’ll involve the same amount of effort as, if not more than, the “Check-in for Female newbies” . . . in which I had my fair share of posts (including a quadruple post).
Should I get involved? Will I regret it?
yawn
Sneaks up on thread and gives it a good whack with the patented Big Ass Wupping Stick[sup]®TM [/sup].
It doesn’t seem to hurt the thread much but that is a damn satisfying sound. Wup Wup Wup Oh Yeah
…Here we are in Darjeeling, lovely isn’t it?
Couldn’t get a decent cuppa anywhere. Who knew?
Uh-oh… all the knish bearing people have either gone home or to the Virtual Marrage Booth to get married.
Which leaves us. uh-oh.
…then, on to Srinagar. Lovely isn’t it?
Oh vix if you will…I’ve got a nice bottle of champagne that will complement the chocolate covered strawberries…and you can always use the empty bottle and bash the monster on the head with it…
…oh, wait I think these slides are of Delhi, must be out of order, lovely isn’t it?
I can show you some home movies of wheat growing, if you wish…they are in real time…
My arm is getting tired from swinging this Big Ass Wupping Stick [sup]®™[/sup]. I’m going to have to find something that doesn’t require as much physical extertion. Let me look in my bag of medicines and see what i can find.
Hmmm no, hmm maybe ok lessee Yess Purrfect.
>pulls out Dr. K’s build your own death kit.
>Tries to get thread to use it.
Take it I said, go on it’s a gift. Hey quit snapping.
>uses Dr. K’s kit to beat thread about the head and face.
“I dream of rain aaaaeeeaaaa…”
If sting doesn’t kill this damn thread, NOTHING will!
who do you think was the first victim, totoro? I thought that face looked familiar on that thing!
…ah, another mountain view, those are the Zanskars I believe. I know, they look remarkably like the Himalaya shots I showed you earlier, you’ll just have to take my word for it. Yep, thems the Zanskar mountains. Lovely isn’t it?