Tain’t me Fierra, you can’t kill me…or the thread either…
Yeah but I heard he takes 5 or 6 hours to digest :rolleyes:
…now here we are at the Taj, what a day. The SO didn’t care for the place,he’s such a bonehead.
You gotta admit, it’s lovely isn’t it?
This evil bitch of a thread will never die and we all know it. The only hope that civilization now has is to send me to Mars with all of the SDMB females so that I may start civilization anew. It’s a tough job but I will selfishly take on the monumental task of keeping the human race going.
Hi, just checkin’ in to see if this thread has passed on.
All the while Jester sits back and smiles:D, and marvels at the monster he has created. He is a sick human being, by challenging us to kill a thread, he set forth a feeding frenzy of off the wall thoughts, statements and just pure gibberish.
Oh Jester, pure genius.
“pure genius” my ass. This is nothing but a gratuitous, self-indulgent, let’s see how clever we are, innuendo riddled, knish-covered excuse for a thread. It should be ashamed.
That’s right, crawl back in your hole. Go now…scat!
::muttering:: Damn thing!
Kinky involves using a feather during lovemaking
Perverted involves using the whole damn bird.
When in the good great name of Christopher Christ on a Bicycle will this end?
I wanna win already.
Win win win win win win win.
Me me me me me me me.
Mercutio: not a chance, turd-burgler. You can’t just hop in and think you’ll be “the one.” :rolleyes:
So Mermaid, how you doin’?
I’m sitting here wracked with guilt over not attempting to revive you earilier today. I thank God you are all right.
:Jake Blues: I was just preoccupied, I had a flat, My car was stolen, I got caught by a train, I swear to God it wasn’t my fault:Jake Blues
What can I do to sweeten you up a bit? I’ve got some sno-cone syrup right here, it should do the trick.
Mmmmmmmm Yummy
…he never gave a rupee to a beggar in India, but how he loved to take their photos. I believe these particular beggars are from Dharamsala.
…Lovely, isn’t it?
*The Mermaid *
I’m sitting here wracked with guilt over not attempting to revive you earilier today. I thank God you are all right.
What can I do to sweeten you up a bit? I’ve got some sno-cone syrup right here, it should do the trick.
Mmmmmmmm Yummy **
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I thank you for your concern, belated though it is. As for what you can do, let me offer this, this, and this.
What can I say, I’m a giver. 
What on earth makes these contests so compelling?
Is it lottery fever with no prize?
The prize has already been discussed:
Odieman
vix
For the sake of the beast, won’t you make an effort to at least read some of the thread? 
…And this one time, on the message boards…
(please remember: kill the thread, not the poster )
Damn, that was stupid.
If you are not a Unic, please leave this thread alone and dont reply to it ever again.
That should keep them away…
Wait? Did I type that?
No, nnnooo!!! wait…
Will the next person who posts please describe in full detail, with references, why the fickertail prefers the acorns of Subceiticus Quercus over Anthropial Quercus? Please do not post here (and waste the time of other beloved posters who await this answer with baited breath) unless you can fully answer this question with helpful diagrams.
Thanks you,
blast
I had it all ready and the network crashed…guess you’ll have to do your own research!
[sub] and after I had spent hours doing those diagrams in ascii too…[/sub]
So, anyone for knish?
This’ll kill it
**<prompt>ps -ef | grep Unkillable-Thread
root 28325 1 0 Dec 31 ? 0:02 /usr/sbin/Unkillable-Thread
<prompt>kill -9 28325
**
I can’t believe I didn’t think of that before! Shouldn’t be long now…Victory shall be mine.
Really cobravert? Are you quite sure of that?