hmmm…dang!
K, how about this. I’ll give $5 to the next person who doesn’t post.
Five bucks! You want to buy the glory, the honor of winning this little contest for five bucks.!
ok, sold, just consider this a non-post, didn’t happen.
It is an ex-post, a post that is no more???
I don’t think that would be fair to the other non-posters who had the willpower not to non-post. Jeez!
And um, it wasn’t a ‘bribe’ it was a ‘token of my appreciation’ .
cobravert - to simplify things we’ll start a thread called “post here for five dollars from Cobravert” - then everyone that restrained themselves can post there instead of here for you so you know who you need to pay… 
Did I say 5 bucks? I ah…I meant…umm, will you take a check 
Yep, I’ll send it off right away.
What’s that? I forgot to sign or date it?
sorrry, really
let’s see - 10,000 dopers who didn’t post, minus one jackass who did 
times that number of stamps…
nope, Cobra’s still gonna lose the computer & internet access I shall win!!!
[sub]just need to call off that mob hit in time…hope they do refunds[/sub]
OK losers, game is over. Nobody ever talks to me.
This thread is dead…kaput, the end.
would somebody please email me and let me know where to pick up all of my thread-killing prizes. Thanks.
Hi VaHermit, how are you? Nice of you to drop in, care for a knish?
Dang! I forgot about the stamps…
Say fierra 'ol buddy 'ol pal. Since you don’t need those mob guys anymore, could you send them my way? I think I have a ‘small’ job for them.
[sub]I wonder if the Quik Trip has 10,000 stamps?[/sub]
BTW - it takes more to kill this thread than paranoia & self pity…
So, you can see the future fierra? Maybe paranoia is the ticket.
[sub]this thread is telling me to kill![/sub]
always in motion the future is
Good morning, fellow threadkillers. A pleasure to join forces with you once again.
Lord knows if self pity could have killed this thread I would have killed it a long time ago, and if flirting doesn’t kill it either, nor does hand to hand combat I guess I will bring out the heavy weapons…Foreskins pro or con…Discuss
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Anyone else hear fierras last post in Yoda-speak?
well, I certainly did!
Well I’ve seen the pictures, Fierra is much prettier then Yoda.
Well it’s finally happened. We’ve entered that surreal phase of threadkilling.
If I weren’t on my first cup of coffee I’d make a nice list of all the weird stuff leading to it, but…well I’m on my first cup of coffee. I’m damnedlucky I made it to work this morning. yawn
And so the bad news is that it’s only going to get weirder–I think fierra slipping into Yoda-speak is proof enough, don’t you?
The good news is that we hit this phase well before page 10 in the first threadkillers. So we’ve built up some stamina.
And by the looks of all the men around here…<takes a moment to appreciate each and every one>…stamina doesn’t seem to be a problem in any other area.
So, onward Threadkillers. And have a knish. You need your breakfast.