Hi fierra. How ya doin?
Ya see, what we have here is a failure to communicate.
I keep reading your name in Yoda-speak…I keep reading thinks-now.
Speaking of Sci-fi, have you guys seen Titan A.E. ? That movie is good.
Good morning struuter! ummm, am I missing something? What are the other men doing to show their stamina this morning. Is it fun?
I myself am showing amazing stamina by drinking Dew after Dew…
So, lemme get this straight:
The idea is to come up with the singlemost obnoxious line that would close the thread?
Easy . . .
George Bush vs. Al Gore in a thong bikini Jello wrestling contest to see who could run the country and outlaw chads forever.
Tripler
Some of us are foreigners, that imagery doesn’t scare us…
That’s just mildly obnoxious.
Janet Reno, Whoopi Goldberg, Rosanne and Richard(from Survivor)…wearing thongs and giving lap dances and for tips …ewwww!
Oh…they’re not doing anything in particular. It just oozes from them. Not like an open sore or anything like that…oh, nevermind.
I should just shut up.
Good morning to you too, Cobra. Can I bum a Dew? Please?
Sure, would you like to share mine? I’ve got 2 straws… 
I didn’t want to impose…
No, be my guest…Here’s one just for yourself. 
I’ve got tons of Dew. You’re welcome to grab one(Dew) anytime.
I saw it, didn’t think it a bad movie, but I don’t know that I’d post specifically to say it was a good one. Note: if you are thinking of renting this movie, make sure you have surround sound, it is very good in that respect.
Yes I did. And I don’t mind saying, it made me feel all tingly inside.
(Good morning all)
BTW Has anyone seen Jester lately? I think the thread must have hated his awful aussie accent and done something foul indeed.
I think it was his threat to to go off into the bushes…all the ladies present at the time crossed their legs and he went elsewhere…
:rolleyes:
…here we are at Dal Lake, Kashmir. That’s the houseboat we stayed in. Lovely, isn’t it?
Oh elbows, that is lovely. Did you rent the houseboat or do you own it?
<drops out of trees, wearing face paint and khaki outfit>
Crikey! Been stahlkin that thread all noight, and finly cought up to tha buggah. What? CPR? Why, lahst tyme I got CPR wos when I wos bit by a threadius-ugliess back dahn undah! I almost bled out an DIED on that one, let me tell you! Oy shore don’t recahl any “special treatment” from you two fyne ladies!
Look! There it is! Now I’ve got it fer shore!
<Runs, jumps on thread’s back>
Roight! Now, I could just subdue the lil buggah with a tranq, but first, I’m gonna smack it around some, just to PISS it off!
<Begins hitting thread. Thread throws him off>
Crikey!
<thread smacks him upside the head>
Lord!
<falls unconcious.
Morning, everyone.
I guess the good news it that it’s friday. Cheer quietly, I’ve got my recuring Sinus infection back for another stay. snort Ouch, my head.
Oh, and the 2.4 kernel for Linux came out last night. It’s official. Already the main site
has been saturated by traffic. (would love to see their traffic stats after a week of this ;))
That’s all for now. we return you to your regularly unscheduled flirting.
…Oh, no, you strictly rent them.
You see it goes back to when the Brits were in India, and they would want to escape the pre monsoon heat in lovely Kashmir.
The Raja of Kashmir didn’t want the Brits owning land in his territory. Sooo… they build these elaborate, 3 bdrm, beautifully carved, with a full bath, houseboats.
They don’t actually go anywhere, just stay there attached to the shore, I mean, they have electric and hot water! They come complete with houseboys to raise and lower the blinds and serve dinner, silver service don’t you know.
And there is a lovely carved bow with a little balcony you can sit on and watch the man powered shikara boats loaded with flowers or chocolates or fruit, they come to you. How civilised. Oh yeah, and they have a hashish vendor as well,just in case the magnificent sunset over the Mongal gardens isn’t enough for you.
Admit it, it’s lovely, isn’t it?
**Jester[B/]'s obvious homage to The Crocodile Hunter makes me think of the FedEx commercial running now, starring that guy (whose name I cannot remember). Anybody seen it? He gets bitten by a fear snake, and tells the camera that it’s okay, they had some antivenom sent in via FedEx. Then he’s notified that they DIDN’T use FedEx, and the stuff isn’t here yet. He keels over. Cracks me up.
Think we could throw a fear snake on SoT?