I am a little girl in a frilly pink tutu trapped in a 23 year-old man’s body. Someone get me out of here.
I thought elbows was ogre’s secret santa 
Jester…thanks for being completely bonkers when you came round, you saved me a lot of money 
This form of transportation is called a Bemo (pronounced Beemo), sort of like a sub mini van with the seats removed and replaced with small benches.
The rule is the bemo is never full.
All 23 of these people (and the chicken) were, (with us), in the bemo pictured behind.
I swear, my dear, it’s the truth.
I know, lovely, isn’t it?
[happy noodle boy stylee]*** GODdAMN YOU! DIE ALREADY! KABOOM! Flip mode is the squidad! Y’all not be representin’! You ain’t keepin’ it raeeeeell! Secede to my asshole! I told them the palestinians had great latkes, but they didn’t listen! Eat that mule shit! GO TO MANHATTAN AND EAT MY DOG FOOD! Splurt
“Daddy, we should kill that man.”
“Yes, we should son. I KILL YOU WITH PAIN!”
Nothing kills me! Die thread die![/happy noodle boy stylee]
ok, totoro has gone thread mad…we’re gonna have to have him taken away…it’s for his own good!
.looks down at the “elbows” mask in her hand and looks up at the face of…
Elbows.
Why would you wear a mask that is exactly like your own? Are you just trying to freak us out or what?
Elbows replies “Cause it’s lovely, isn’t it?”
This? This is Mount Bromo, what a charming volcano excursion it was. Of course it was just the warm up to Mt Merapi.I mean there are stairs at Mt Bromo. Stairs.
Still, when you get up in the dark to reach the peak for the sunrise, well, it’s really lovely, isn’t it?
Elbows, girl you are positively evil.
I’ve been wondering if I should post to this thread. I didn’t get to kill the TLW thread. I tried, by golly!
::starts flirting:: this is what is usually done in these, right? Has anyone brought in a jello pit yet?
Errr Hi punha, nice to meet you, I hope this day finds you well…
Odieman, I do believe we’ve met before. ::shakes his hand::
You ask why I shake my hand?
Ah yes, flirting is what’s done but we don’t use jello pits. We prefer something a little bit more suble. Hand me that gallon of Wesson oil, careful please. Oops it looks like I’ve spilled some all over my ample bosum and it’s soaked thru clear to the skin. I guess I’ll just have to take my t-shirt off. You don’t mind do you? :rolleyes:
…This is Kuta beach, the Fort Lauderdale of SE Asia. Don’t get me wrong, it was lots of fun. Stayed at Fat Yogi’s, had some good food down on Poppie’s Lane. And the shopping, well…it’s just lovely.
It’s the slideshow from hell, I’m convinced.
Hi, just checkin’ in again.
Don’t some of you have something to do during the day?
I think all of you that posted on this thread today should take the weekend off from this thread, get yourself refreshed and come back on monday, start fresh and new.
Can’t wait to here from you guys on monday.
Have a great weekend.
Yeah, that oughtta do it.
Ah, the glory, the honor, and all the knishes.
Oh Yeah!
NAZIS! NAZIS! NAAAAAAZIS!
Huh? It only works on Usenet?
<slinks off>
…Now this was a great spot, temple in the Monkey Forest. Sure it looked like fun when we first arrived, but in no time it was complete mayhem. Monkeys holding peoples eyeglasses just out of reach, ransoming with bananas, monkeys hanging on girls skirts whilst husband trys to swat at same to the sounds of girly shrieking.
… You know we were all kinda sleepy, it was the hottest part of the afternoon, the minivan lulled us to sleepiness. Then, in an instant it was all chaos. People running, a lot of shouting, fruit used as projectiles.
…But the temple, you’ll agree, why it’s lovely. Just lovely.
Evil Evil Evil woman
I’m telling you, she ain’t right in the head.
I’ll agree. Everyone else go home?
Might be the chance we’re waiting for here. And I’m free to check the thread over the weekend. Fame and recognition could be mine!
But she is creative, and I believe that’s the left side of the head.